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Dionysus ♥

I know why we're all drunk.

About Me


She keeps a Moet et Chandon
In a pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Khrushchev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
She's a Killer Queen

Got that agility
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address

In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
Perfume came naturally from Paris
for cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's out to get you
Wanna try?
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::: Just Answer The Damn Questions :::
::: ALL YOUD EVER WANNA KNOW :::
Who's Your Crush?: No one right now.
Have U Ever Cheated on Someone?: Nope.
Ever Been Cheated ON?: Yap.
Ever Been Arrested?: Been reaaaaaal close.
Do U Believe In Soulmates?: Eh, kinda.
How About Love at First Sight?: No, I believe in Lust at first sight.
Ever Had a Hangover?: Ughhh yea.
What's Your Nationalities?: 100% Irish
Who Was Your First Kiss?: Ronald Grisset.
What Are Your Favorite Colors?: Green.
Ever Fallen For a Neighbor?: I've always lived around old people. So...no.
How About a Best Friend?: Nope.
::: THIS or THAT :::
love or lust?: Both.
snow or sun?: Snow.
night or day?: Night, it's when the parties happen lol
baths or showers?: Showers.
rock or rap?: Both.
books or movies?: Movies.
fight or run?: Fight.
nice body or hawt face?: oooh both.
shorts or pants?: Pants.
sweats or jeans?: Jeans.
lights on or off?: Off.
hug or kiss?: Kiss.
::: FOR or AGAINST :::
Shaving?: For.
Gay Marriage?: For.
Abortion?: For.
Suicide?: Against.
::: NAME SOMETHING :::
i wish ..: Graduation was sooner.
i love ..: Southern Comfort.
i hate ..: Ignorant people.
i smile when ..: I'm with my friends or when I hear stupid shit.
i giggle when ..: I make stupid jokes.
i cry when ..: People die.
i dont leave my bed when ..: I don't have to.
ill never ..: Like you.
i miss ..: Carmike.
ive always wanted ..: To turn 18.
never again will i ..: Smoke and Drink at the same time.
im most sensitive to ..: Oh you know.
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Name: Suzanne.
Birthday: 9/16/1988.
Birthplace: PC, FL.
Current Location: PCB, FL.
Eye Color: Green.
Hair Color: My natural hair color is black.
Height: 5'11-6'0.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: Irish.
The Shoes You Wore Today: No shoes.
Your Weakness: Pretending I have no weakness.
Your Fears: Syrup.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese with spicy crust.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive at UWF.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wicked.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck this game.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes. Hair.
Your Bedtime: Late.
Your Most Missed Memory: Carmike.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
McDonalds or Burger King: Taco Bell.
Single or Group Dates: Both.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappacino.
Do you Smoke: Yap.
Do you Swear: Yap.
Do you Sing: In the car.
Do you Shower Daily: Yap.
Have you Been in Love: Yap.
Do you want to go to College: I am in college.
Do you want to get Married: In the very far future.
Do you belive in yourself: Yap.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes.
Are you a Health Freak: No hell.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part, yea.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yap.
Do you play an Instrument: A little piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yap.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yap.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't know.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yap.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I don't like Oreo's that much.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No hell.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not this month.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Yessir.
Ever been called a Tease: Yap.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: Yap.
How do you want to Die: Painlessly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Adult.
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil, India, and Africa.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bright.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark.
Short or Long Hair: Either.
Height: 8'7.
Weight: 600+
Best Clothing Style: Moo-Moo's.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4 or 5.
Number of CDs I own: Alot.
Number of Piercings: 2, soon to be 3.
Number of Tattoos: zero.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I don't regret, I live.

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Music:

Azure Ray
At The Drive-in
Anthony Hamilton
Afroman
Benny Benassi
Brand New
Bright Eyes
Broken Spindles
Coheed & Cambria
Coldplay
Common
Cursive
Damien Rice
Dilated Peoples
Gwen Stefani
Hot Hot Heat
Jin
Johnny Cash
Kanye West
Ladytron
Maria Taylor
M.I.A.
Nancy Ajram
Nappy Roots
Ok Go
Orenda Fink
Panic! At the Disco
Peaches
Ray Charles
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
R.E.M.
Sublime
T-pain
Taking Back Sunday
The Capricorns
The Dandy Warhols
The Postal Service
The Spill Canvas
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Two Gallants
Wyclef Jean

Movies:

Karma Sutra: A Tale of Love
Bend It like Beckham
Salaam Bombay!
Love Actually
Super Troopers
Don't Be A Menace To South Centrel While Drinking Your Gin And Juice In the Hood
Le Pacte Du Silence
Run Lola Run
Life is Beautiful
Das Experiment
High Tension
Pieces of April
Garden State
Office Space
Moulin Rouge
The Birdcage
Romeo + Juliet
Shaun Of the Dead
Memoirs Of a Geisha

Television:

Sex & The City
Futurama
Family Guy
The Sopranos

Heroes:

Gwen Stefani
Drew Barrymore
Kathleen Hannah
Karen O.
Rilo Kiley
Beau Sai
Mos Def
Scarlett Johanson
Mitch HedburgMy friends! ..

My Blog

Its funny cause its true.

My first job out of college was as a traffic reporter, got fired for smoking pot in a helicopter. Yeah those one-hitters are 'smokeless' my ass!      But I do believe that someday ...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:51:00 PST

I got another piercing.

It's never gonna stop. haha. I got my lip pierced twice. It's pretty B.A. Check it out.       ...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:39:00 PST

Monroe.

      You like? I like. Hell yes. ...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 05:54:00 PST

New Orleans.

So we went on the most random roadtrip ever and it was so wicked. We ended up going to Mobile and then New Orleans. And I've had the best time of my life. We partied so hard, met alot of people, my hu...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:05:00 PST

How's your day going?

Mine's been pretty nice.The weather is wicked and everything is pretty much going in a good direction.Got out of class early, took a nice walk back home.Went to breakfast, had a fairly nice meal, then...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

Eighteen.

  I'm getting a monroe after the 30th and I think I'm gonna stop there. FUN. ...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST

My girl parties all the time.

Some pictures from College Life and Old stuff.   COLLEGEEEEE! My Roommate Elaina and my friend Nik. Tractors are wicked. Me and KT on 80's night! Cannon Ride. Snakes on a motherfucking plane! &n...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

The Epitome of Wicked.

College is so wicked. All this freedom is killing me. It's awesome to go out and look for sex shops at 2 in the morning. Getting lost kinda sucks. I start classes tomorrow, I hope it's laid-...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 02:41:00 PST

This is to provoke you.

You mad enough yet? ...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:59:00 PST

This involves you.

I'm about to say some cool things in a minute. But it's gonna be fucked up because  I'm trippin.I think that all the verbal fighting should stop. If you're gonna take care of something then take ...
Posted by Dionysus ♥ on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 11:47:00 PST