I'm the illest mothafu*ka from here to Gardena
Jim Halpert. He's so rad. The guy who plays the brother-in-law on Weeds. So funny. I think I'd get along really well with Jimmy Fallon. And Sarah Silverman. I also have this wierd crush on Bob Odenkirk. Wouldn't mind kickin it with Jon Favreau. Or Seth Green. I think I'd like to be on an episode of Dinner for Five with Jon, Odenkirk, Seth, and Faison Love. I'd laugh until I peed my pants. I want to meet Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, and Karl Pilkington. I mean, does it get any funnier? If you have not heard the Ricky Gervais podcast, then go buy it from I tunes. Like, right now. Perhaps you will want to meet them, as well. I want to just sit around with them at a dive bar, shoot pool, and laugh. You should come.I want to have Cameron Crowe and Nancy Wilson over for dinner. He's married to Nancy Wilson, you know. From Heart. I think they'd be great dinner guests. We could talk about Rolling Stone magazine, Kate Hudson, and Jeff Spicoli. I'd probably make crab cakes.I'd also like to hang out and watch old Whiskey and 411 skate videos with Johnny Knoxville and Dave Grohl. Then later, we'd grab some mexican food with Adam, Mike, and Adam from the Beastie Boys.Jack White also seems pretty awesome. And smart. I wouldn't mind finding out what really happened between him and Renee. They just don't seem like they are right for each other, but what do I know? Kind of like Jared Leto (yummy) and Cameron Diaz (annoying).Christina Ricci and I would probably get along. I could see us hanging out on a Sunday, hungover, eating greasy tacos and watching Ren and Stimpy on the cartoon network. Maybe she's friends with Janeane Garofalo, since they did 200 Cigarettes together, and we'd all grab coffee that night and talk about the lastest LOST episode and what CD's we'd want with us on a desert island.I want to hang out with most Brits. Jude Law, Sienna Miller, Kate Moss, Hugh Grant, Emma Thompson, Guy Ritchie, Isabella Blow, Zac Goldsmith, Mike Skinner, the Beatles. I think it was John Lennon who said: "Life is what happens when you're making other plans.", and that's how I feel. Although he also said: "I am the Walrus I am the eggman" so I don't know what to believe. Sophia Coppola. John Schlesinger. Lou Doillon.Parker Posey. Catherine Keener. Mary Louise Parker. Leah Remini.Marc Jacobs. Stella McCartney. Phoebe Philo. Tracy Reese.Zach Braff. Owen & Luke Wilson. Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. Bernadette Peters. I actually did meet her once, but I feel we didn't really get to TALK enough, you know?View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment