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Amber J

Dude...you, like, full on had a girl inside you for, like, a whole week...that's pretty naughty.

About Me

I'm an architect, and no I will not design your house for you. I usually walk around with bags under my eyes, my eye make-up smeared everywhere, and the worst looking fingernails you'll ever come across. I can't sleep unless I take a PM first and I usually have no idea what day it is.I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Bring back Bill 'n Hill in '08...for the love of God!!! Anyone who says there will never be a female president can KISS MY ASS! At this point, I'd vote for a monkey in a top hat!!!

Music:

KELLY CLARKSON!!! John Legend, Greenday, old school Alanis, Omarion, Aaliyah, Nelly, Fitty, Pitbull, Coldplay, The Killers, Muse, Mariah, Beyonce's Child, X-Tina, Nikka Costa, Disturbed, Boomkat, Keane, Live, Tegan & Sara, M.I.A., Rascall Flatts, Tim & Faith, The Hazzards, Dashboard Confessional, pre-child molester Michael Jackson, post-child molester R. Kelly, Ying Yang Twins, Mike Joooooones, Puff Daddy & MA$E (not to be confused with Diddy), Lil' Kim, Lil' Bow Wow (not to be confused with Bow Wow), Snoop, Juelz Santana, Yung Joc, Brian McKnight, TimberTimberTimberlake, JC, Joss Stone, OutKast, BEP, Jigga, Kanye, Maroon 5, T.I., Fall Out Boy, Lindsay Lohan (eff Hilary Duff), oh... and some classical, for the band geek in me.

Movies:

top 10, not in this order: The Color Purple, Forrest Gump, Girl,Interrupted, Glory, 300, Office Space, The Breakfast Club, Good Will Hunting, A Time to Kill, Amadeus, Ocean's Eleven, FaceOff, The Labyrinth, The Whole Nine Yards, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Napoleon Dynamite, Dodgeball, Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, The Friday After That and so on and so forth...Rush Hour 1 - 7 (cuz I'm pretty sure there will be that many), Anchorman, Troy, The Notebook, Pride & Prejudice (BBC version), The Sandlot, Life as a House, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, Crash, Scarface, the Incredibles, Beauty and the Beast, Finding Nemo, The Little Mermaid, Love Actually, The Secret Garden, The Human Stain, The Land Before Time, An American Tale, Star Wars: ROTS, Idlewild, Cars, A Night at the Museum, The Descent, The Departed, Talladega Nights, The Break Up, anything Madea, anything with Mike Epps in it, and most Pixar movies.

Books:

Jane Austen: Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, The Jane Austen Book Club, The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle, Bridge to Tarabithia, There's a Boy in the Girls' Bathroom, Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Crucible, Of Mice and Men, The DaVinci Code, Angels & Demons, and who could forget Green Eggs & Ham?.....COME ON!!!

Heroes:

Chris Rock, bitch!...absolute hilarity at its best! and when did charlotte church become so fucking funny? they need to start showing her show over here....seriously...HBO, anyone?

My Blog

Quarter Life Crisis...Everyone has one...

Tuesday, May 17, 2005 - 4:12 PMQuarter life crisisThey call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself t...
Posted by Amber J on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

you know you're an alcoholic....

If you can read this with out laughing or you can't relate to any of it, you are on the wrong mailing list, my friend... *****Five Levels of Hangovers One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of...
Posted by Amber J on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

IF YOU CAN'T DAZZLE THEM WITH YOUR WITS,

BAFFLE THEM WITH YOUR BULLSHIT....
Posted by Amber J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DANE!!!

it's on....we're going to see dane...tom's river...dirty jerz...feb. 19th. it's gonna be the best day of my life, i can tell....
Posted by Amber J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW....

if you really wanna know what all girls dream about, you've come to the right place. go to this website right now and get schooled: http://www.ryanmcfaul.com/mirror/gb_medium.html if you love it...
Posted by Amber J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TOO BAD

A tragic fire on Sunday destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not fi...
Posted by Amber J on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST