hey. i'm morgan. woe is me.
sometimes i like to get on the internet before i go to my job, internet drama makes me laugh, sometimes so much that i choke on my tater tots! i'm a sarcastic bitch on the internets, get over it!!
speaking of jobs, i work at a restaurant. i eat all of the leftovers because the owners don't want to pay for garbage pickup. they called me up and i was there right away!! never let food go to waste.
i also have a baby boy. he was a girl at first, but the doctors changed their mind. i gave him one of my extra feeding tubes and set up a monitor on my computer to feed him hourly. i want him to be just like mommy! his father left me, but we'll do just fine without him, WON'T WE COLES??!
i love electronics! i oftentimes stalk peoples IP addresses, home phone numbers and home addresses, schools, and the sites they visit! i'm so electronically advanced i built a robot that is so powerful it can give me my monthly sponge bath AND get the barbeque deliverys every breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
i enjoy:
eating,
eating,
eating,
eating,
eating,
leading double lives,
and aggrivated stalking!
(see headline) if you're interested, call me as soon as I reconnect my phone!
