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eli

Mirror, mirror on the wall...Who's the fairest one of all?

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---"O, thou art fairer than the evening air clad in the beauty of a thousand stars." - Christopher Marlowe ---"Plain women know more about men than the beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to knowabout beautiful women." - katharine HepburnDo i even need to go on? Im the swirls of color in your line of vision when you drink to much booze, the cacophony of noises you hear when your head begins to pound from the sheer exhaustion of dancing till dawn. The strobe lights are flashing red, green, and blue. Pump your hands in the air, kick off your 4 inch heels and bask in the glittering air filled with the sweet stench of cigarettes mixed with designer scents. I'm your margarita, baby. Sip me, tongue me, you'll never get enough. I'm the cigarette wedged eternally in your pouty lips. Suck it in babe. Im your sweet addiction. jump up and down, spin. Hips don't lie...come and meet me halfway. Sweet Sexy Thing. I'm Living the Life in the center of the 50's glittering disco ball. Better yet, i am the disco ball. Glimmer, Glitter. Dance with me. Just like that old-time movie. Love me, for the BLiss i give you. HAte me, when i'm not with you. Seek me out desperately.

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Kiddies...meet your twisted yet fabulous, ultra-hip, glamour-bitch. I'm in the cliff-hanging extremes. Fallin off the sky in sparkly red stilletos. Toto, i don't think we're in Kansas anymore. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
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My Interests

movies, books, beautiful people, sex and the city... FOOD!! LOTS AND LOTS OF FOOD!! Lyrics
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I'd like to meet:


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Music:

anything i can dance or sing to....

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Movies:

I'm a movie buff..listing my favorites would take a lifetime..

Television:

roswell, buffy, ally mcbeal, will&grace, sex and the city, alias, six feet under, grey's anatomy, FRIENDS

Books:

Mayfair witches, the vampire chronicles, drama queen, the break-up diaries, Lord of the Rings, Deadly Liaisons, Archie comics, Sex and the City, and all other chik lit(chick literature)

Heroes:

Audrey Hepburn, who else?

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My Blog

La Salle U-Week

BORING...that's the only word i can say for this U-Week. i am sucked up into a nexxus of boredom and it rots. Currently, i am in an internet cafe with people too bored to even walk. So that makes me a...
Posted by eli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh god...the sequel to boredom...THE FEELER

la di da... i'm back. here to plague you endlessly with my shitty posts and whatsits. I decided to make use of my alert brain and do something useful for humanity...like insulting people. To start wit...
Posted by eli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boredom really gets to you...to the people who feel bored...read this.

Damn it. This is the fourth time this week insomnia has laid its far reaching hands on me. Maybe it was the coffee that kicked in... Shit. home on a friday night with nothing to do but watch your elec...
Posted by eli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sucky summer...

Gasp... how can someone call Summer, the season for sun, sand and sex sucky? by my extreme psychic powers i can already hear this thought in your mind. Well, better believe it. This summer sucks. Befo...
Posted by eli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The bitch is here to stay!!!

Hey peeps... okay...i know nobody's gonna read this... so... FUCK it!!! hahaha!!!! whatever with wiper, screen saver, major loser!!!!! get a life!
Posted by eli on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST