My Life- I was born on the 20th of December 1984. Since then I have had 21 years of unparalleled brilliance, genius and achievement. I won a Nobel Peace Prize in 1987 for opening a sweatshop for Adidas. In 2000 my band 'The Real World' scored a number one hit in the UK, the US, Afghanistan and Iraq with our single "No Surprise" and the subsequent album "Whoop-de-fucking-do" The same year I scored a Booker Prize for my biography of Paul Daniels whilst simultanouesly winning an Oscar for my performance as mini-handed wonder Jeremy Beadle in the million dollar making film "Watch Out!". I captained Manchester United to victory in the 1999 Champions League final in the absence of Roy Keane - tosser! I also defeated Harry Potter in a wizard's duel and Michael Jordan in a street basketball cage game with knives.In the last few years I have grown bored of being so amazing and have settled for a life of relative normality at Keele Univeristy, whilst hiding in anonymity in Stoke I am currently in training to have an arm wrestling match to the death with Mr T in 2007.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Danny
Birthday: 20th December
Birthplace: Manchester UK
Current Location: Keele
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' (I hope)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right!
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown Vans
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Not sure..
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Peppers, Chillis, Spicy Beef, Chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a 2.1
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hmmm - Ive got an erection
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Too bloody late!
Your Most Missed Memory: no idea
Pepsi or Coke: either im not fussy
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK just. Not a massive fan
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither - sounds rank!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither - minging!
Do you Smoke: Fuck no!
Do you Swear: Obviously
Do you Sing: Yes - loudly and out of tune
Do you Shower Daily: Defo
Have you Been in Love: Uh huh
Do you want to go to College: Am there
Do you want to get Married: Suppose
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Im no Anthony Simmons so just average
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yup
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar - like the singing. Badly and loudly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No - I do love those things tho!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Ergh - fish!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No - Thank God!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of all the ladies Ive come into contact with. Seriously no.
Ever been Drunk: Of course!
Ever been called a Tease: Probably not but Ill go with yes anyway
Ever been Beaten up: Oh yeh. Broken jaw!
Ever Shoplifted: Yeh but only like a packet of sweets. Im no bankrobber
How do you want to Die: In a blaze of glory. Lol.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Comedian - watch out for my outrageous new comedy show (in the works)
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia maybe. Not sure. Anywhere but England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green. Any as long as eyes are nice
Favourite Hair Color: Brunnettes are the best
Short or Long Hair: Not fussed
Height: Quite tall
Weight: No fatties please
Best Clothing Style: Indie-ish. I dunno just as long as you dont look like a tramp!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: Used to have squillions.
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few probably. Everyone has a few.
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