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Cragstan the Crap Shooting Monkey

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm welcome you to new outpost of Engrish. Cragstan I am unofficial God of Engrish and many are follow me for wisdoms and advise.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All Engrishfriends world over. Shall it have what takes you for join Cragstan? Who can say, it only knows you. Calling! Joining! Let's so meet! on down.

My Blog

Monkey is back.

Your humbling correspondence Cragstan is back from whirl wind tour of world, spreading Engrish religion Church of Cragstan. I'm spread love and knowledge and crap all over a glob and this means whole ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 17:48:00 GMT

I'm rejoice a return your monkey.

Asking a beg your forgiveness I am not attend duties to MySpace, however I return for enhance your life with monkey. Cragstan is one business monkey this past months, I am do job of duty and humanitys...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Jun 2005 21:14:00 GMT

It SNOWS my monkey life.

Cragstan is realizing essential lack of monkey blogging upon MySpace and hereby remedys the need. So, many are ask, "What is up with Cragstan this days"? Answer is not much. Life is boring for a...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jan 2005 20:59:00 GMT

It freezes me monkey!

Cragstan is wake up this morning and it facking COLD. Are you know what they say of cold effect upon Brass monkey? Part of Cragstan are they brass and these part are freeze off. I wake up morning, pre...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Dec 2004 05:23:00 GMT

No make it drive-BY Christmas

Unfortunate me, Cragstan is find unavoidably in Wal Mart to purchase necessitys of living. Why Wal Mart me? For, moneys tighten. Where else can find the cheaply pair of shoes, the batterys, the winter...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Dec 2004 11:02:00 GMT

Drive a Christmas!

Cragstan is watch television of not Maury today. When is Maury, are upmost interest commercials of lawyer or debt consolidates or motorize wheelchair or Medicare supplements or Social Secure collect p...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Dec 2004 14:12:00 GMT

Welcome to Monkey House!

I'm host Cragstan the Crap Shooting Monkey. Are you know me, I'm say "Push cup I shoot crap." For you who are not in knowing, crap it is Dice and not the usual of monkey poo fling. Are you wish see mo...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Dec 2004 19:41:00 GMT