~ain’t that the business~ |
me: what do you know. all this stuff is MINE. it's from, like, 2005.
carolyn: yeah?
me: i guess i need to file it. yikes, it's, like, ah. not done right.
caro...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:24:00 GMT |
~altas audition- take one... ACTION.~ |
i auditioned for a show! yay!
i dropped a few lines.
it would have been less funny if it was not about a play within a play where that very thing happens...
i might not get a calle...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 22:14:00 GMT |
~best diet EVER~ |
super easy.
no money.
no food.
diets rule.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:47:00 GMT |
~gettin' high- kid style~ |
let me tell y'all about my early birthday present-
a bike. thanks mom and dad! i should also note that they also got me a helmet.
hell what? yeah, you heard me. hel. met...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
~dream me is a lot like real me~ |
stop me if you have heard this...
i got allergies. bad. it hurts. some days have been less sucky than others, but the week pretty much blew.
did i agree to cover someones shi...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 01:07:00 GMT |
~rhododendron pet parade ahoy~ |
hey puck.
walk over there.
kick rocks at THAT dude.
yeah puck. THAT guy.
sniff that dogs butt.
see. i got my dog totally trained.
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 20:01:00 GMT |
~the question AND the answer~ |
i had this little problem yesterday with my feet... y'all member that?
so today i sported the GGG G-UNITS.
go ahead and insert laugh HERE. I did.
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 18:14:00 GMT |
~what i learned... again.~ |
dear diary,
today was my first day waitressing. again.
i love it.
my feet are on strike until tomorrow morning.
i still don't heart ketchup in any way, shape or form.
~alta
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 18:42:00 GMT |
~the rich get richer and the poor... well. you get it...~ |
this blog was almost named ~warmin' up for VEGAS BABY~ 'cause i am... ~BET MAX CREDITS~ 'cause that's what i really wanted to do ALL night... ~i am so bad i should win something...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:48:00 GMT |
~i blame the redbull. don't you?~ |
it is so late that it is early, but as i was laying in bed... not sleeping... i started to think about myspace music.
yup. true. anyway.
i went song surfing on my friend...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:46:00 GMT |
