Fashion Trends |
Maybe I'm just out of touch with 'the now', but what the fuck is the deal with today's fashion. I don't mean to sound overly critical of people's personal tastes...actually...fuck that...I do mean to ...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST |
Illinois |
This one is dedicated to all of you who live in Illinois, have visited Illinois, have seen Illinois on a map, have ever used a kleenex, have ever worn shoes, have a name, or are reading this. My fam...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:58:00 PST |
New Mastercard Commercial |
Whipped Cream Topping: $3 Bikini Top: $10 Surgery Used to Fill Bikini Top: $2,500 Now for some simple math: Surgery + Whipped Cream Topping - Bikini Top = YAY BOOBS! There are some things money can...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:56:00 PST |
Top 10 Reasons to Play Trombone |
Here it is. The much anticipated list of reasons why it is great to be a trombone player. I hope you enjoy 'The Ten Greatest Reasons to Play the TromBONE". 10. You can 'whip your bone out' in public ...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:53:00 PST |
The World's Smartest Dog |
Similar to other recently posted blogs on my myspace page, this story/rant is also dated, but is still badass. I decided to come home this weekend because of some business matters that I needed to set...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST |
The Question |
Men. We have all been there. You're sitting there with your girlfriend. Everything is going just fine. You may be watching a movie or eating dinner or just cuddling on the couch doing absolutely nothi...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:47:00 PST |
Shitty Tippers |
I actually wrote this a while ago when I USED to work at Lone Star, but the point is still valid. Ok. So tonight at Lone Star (where I work for those in the dark), it was busier than all fuck. It wa...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST |
TV...And Why It Sucks |
So, I'm sitting here at home, bored off of my ass. Because I have nothing better to do, I decided to watch some tv. After all, I didn't have cable all year. I deserve it right?Well, little did I know,...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Bird Shit |
My life has had many occassions where I have asked, 'What the fuck?' following some strange occurance, but this is a new high for me personally. It is an event the likes of which I have never heard be...
Posted by John on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 10:40:00 PST |
Ejaculation: Part II |
WHAT THE FUCK?: Ejaculation Part II - Let the Good Times Roll...or FlowIn part one of this article, I discussed, through the use of dramatization, the events and experiences leading to a man's discove...
Posted by John on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:37:00 PST |
