Stuart - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name's Stuart and I'm 21, I'm so enigmatic, energetic and horrific, i'm artistic, i'm poetic, realisticly a piss take. I'm so charismatic, i'm pathetic and erratic, an elastic modern classic, i'm fantastic, i'm phenetic. Im a friend first, innovater second, probably entertainer third. I rip off great comedy too much and badly (according to a small minority). Its because i like to laugh so much, with my friends but mainly at them of course. I'm a student, used to be a lazy one, but not so much these days (fingers crossed it continues), spend my time drinking, enjoying great music, playing / supporting football amongst other things.

My Interests

I love football, playing it and watching it. I love listening to music, which i do pretty much all day every day, i get to as many gigs as i can (too many according to some). Comedy, i can't get enough of it, all my dvds and books are comedy related. Gambling, socially mainly, taking money off your friends at poker is always fun. Cricket as well, go Sussex!!!

I'd like to meet:

Eric Cantona, Ricky Gervais, Mark and Lard. If not them, anyone.

Music:

Mystery Jets

The Cribs

The Libertines

Bloc Party

Les Incompetents

The Strokes

The Young Knives

The Futureheads

The Arcade Fire

The Kooks

We Are Scientists

Dirty Pretty Things

The Automatic

The White Stripes

The Subways

Kings Of Leon

Franz Ferdinand

Hot Hot Heat

The Kaiser Chiefs

Maximo Park

The Longcut

Paddingtons

Oasis

The Music

Razorlight

The Rakes

Tom Vek

Chromeo

Supergrass

The Raconteurs

Graham Coxon

The Rapture

Grandaddy

LCD Soundsystem

The Coral

Movies:

Team America, Cool Runnings, BASEketball, Wedding Crashers, Con Air, The Jackal, Anchorman, The Rock, Dodgeball

Television:

24

Hollyoaks

Southpark

Futurama

Pheonix Nights

Red Dwarf

The Office

I'm Alan Partridge

Books:

Yes Man (Danny Wallace), Are You Dave Gorman (Dave Gorman), The Lord of The Rings (JRR Tolkien)

Heroes:

Chocky

Salem

Eric

Mark and Lard

Gervais

Kenny Snr

Cambiasso

Cafu

Serginho

Robbie Earnshaw

Mick Foley

Zoidberg

Alan Partridge

Chef's Parents

My Blog

The Return Of The All Nighter

Not bad realy, nearly half way through the year before the first all nighter of year 3. These once common occurances have been virtually wiped out by my new found sense of actually working and doing w...
Posted by Stuart on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

The Smiliest Team In The World Ever?!?!

So the new AC Milan squad photos are up, those of you that know me well, will no of my love of all things smiley in world of football, so this is a happy time of year for me. We start with the regual...
Posted by Stuart on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST

Old People

So yeah, old people they annoy the hell out of me. Not in general mind, just when it comes to buses. I've always had a slight annoyance with them due to the fact that i can let a whole queue of them g...
Posted by Stuart on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:11:00 PST

First Blog

"You grow up, you work half a century, you get a golden handshake, you rest a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? What did I l...
Posted by Stuart on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:52:00 PST