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Bee

Baaaarrrrrfffffff

About Me

i'm just an ordinary girl. but my dog bit my friend in the ass. that was interesting.

My Interests

Watching my dog run in her sleep

Music:

The toot-toots and beep-beeps from my dog's butt-butt

Movies:

baby einstein 24/7

Books:

Scratch n Sniffers!

My Blog

giving birth...

that sh!t hella hurt. 
Posted by Bee on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

i'm da weeener!!!!!

so last weekend i ran a 5k race with my friend, the mad bomber...we won 1st and 2nd place in the women's age 19-29 division, yahooeee !!!  even though we came in at the exact same time, they...
Posted by Bee on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 11:11:00 PST

phooey!

man! i got a bonus at work, which i'm extremely appreciative of.....but i was lookin at the figures and 40% of it was deducted for taxes!!! i vaguely remember the good old days when i used to get bo...
Posted by Bee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Eeew....

So I was sitting in class the other night when someone ripped a fatty. It almost sounded like whoever ripped the fart mighta dropped a turd at the same time....yeah, one of those...what's that term a...
Posted by Bee on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST