I don't use Myspace much. It makes me feel inadequate. One day I hope to be cool enough to do it justice.I used to be addicted to expressive punctuation but I have been exposed to someone who has taught me the value of understated full stop use. You should be grateful to him really; you'd have been blinded by exclamation marks by now otherwise.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
someone who will touch me in ways not allowed in the Bible. Preferably with false idols even though their parents told them not to. I'd like to crowbar something about asses into that but I don't want to be crude.
