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About Me

Ok, so if it really came down to it, and I had to describe myself in one word, it would be obsessive. If I really am interested and care about something, it sort of takes over my life. not always in a bad way. I just deal with everything in extremes. Kind of wish I could figure out why.
I hope that when I die, I can go back in time to whenever I want, and be a fly on the wall. I'd love to watch King Henry the Eighth slowly destroy everything his father tried to build, and than be there when he realizes what he accidentally did, and the realization dawns on his face. I'd like to be there when Ramses realizes his own brother Moses was going to allow God to kill his son, and then see how downhill his life went because of it. I want to see the reaction on people's faces when they first learned of the Holocaust, and refused to believe it. I want to know what went on in people's heads during crucial moments in history. The only way I'll ever be able to see or know any of this, is if I can go back in time when I die. So, it's going to happen. Otherwise I'm never going to feel fulfilled.
I have a baby boy who is mine, but not. It's complicated. I love him. I'd shoot you in the face if it would make him laugh.

My Interests

YOU!
European History.(Mainly the Tudor dynasty. Almost all the extra money I get from selling pornography goes to history books.)
Religion
Jason, who I grow more addicted to daily.
Ghosts. (even though I can rarely sleep with the light off I'm so scared of them.)
God.
Music that can make me cry.
Music that can make me fight.
Disney Cartoons.
A good plate of food.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met him.
DAVID LEE

Music:

Punk Rock
Classic Rock
Thrash
Blues
Hardcore
Metal
Grunge
Some Country
Classical
....kind of everything. I even like stupid rap that talks about bitches and blunts if it has a decent beat that I can pretend to dance to.

Movies:

I don't like scary movies at all. Can't sit through ANY of them. Or if I do, I won't sleep for weeks. It's not worth the trying to be grown up and facing my fears thing. Chick flicks piss me off, college humor can be alright, depending on what it is, I like cartoons, but old fashioned ones that little kids watch. Not that shitty stop animation stuff they show late on Cartoon Network. I love dramas, as long as I have enough time to get emotionally invested. Otherwise, I can't pay enought attention. Movies like "The Notebook" make me want to cry and laugh and die all at once. Musicals are awesome, I think I like them because that was always my first choice with what I wanted to do with my life. Action movies can be cool, again depending. For instance, I love the Die Hard movies, but hate the stupid Jackie Chan shit.

Television:

The Tudors
Game Shows like Deal or No Deal. I always guess the right cases, but I'm always on my couch and not on stage.
Cop Chase Shows on SPIKE TV.
Futurama
.......other stuff too I guess. I don't usually plan on watching anything except the Tudors.

Books:

History, Political History, Fictional History, The Harry Potter books are huge with me. When I havent had sex in a really long time, I'll read romance novels. Most fantasy stuff. Any book I read when I was younger and will feel nostalgic about if I read it again, like the Boxcar Children.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Sweet. I had another one...

hey kids. remember my last blog about how i want to have sex with david lee and my dream made it come true? well i had another one. so i'm gonna post it here so i won't forget it. so this time i was a...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

My Awesome Hormonal Knicks Dream

alright. i just woke up. yeah i'm aware its almost 2 in the afternoon. i didnt get to sleep until 4AM so shut up. the important thing is to tell you about the best dream i ever had in my whole life. s...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST

Oh, shit.

jesus. JESUS. i am so confused. i feel like someone is pulling me in two different directions. on the one hand, i really would like this one thing to work out and everything be all happy go-lucky and ...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:34:00 PST

Impulsive Anger, Baby Trouble, and Paris Hilton

kaSCHWING! whats up guys and gals. today's episode will be about.. i dont know yet. let's just see what spills out. I need someone to help me with my jealousy issues. past boyfriends have screwed arou...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:03:00 PST

Little Critter on VD Day

hellllloooo. i threw up in my purse last night. me and eric were driving to the pool hall and i had no where else to barf and i panicked and just threw up in my tote bag. had to throw away my key, my ...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:45:00 PST

To All of You Nymphos Out There.....

oh. my. god. i have never felt more sick before in my life. it;s like, i have to puke, but i can't. but i do that whole burppuke thing. and i ate an onioncheese bagel and a strawberry sprinkle donut a...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:23:00 PST

No Little Baby

So i just found out that I'm pregnant. no joke...God wants me to be a mom. but i think He made a fatal mistake. I am only 17, and bi-polar. I can hardly take care of myself most of the time, let alone...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:03:00 PST

Make my Life go AWAY

ok so.... i havent written in this for awhile because i felt like i had writers block...even though i technically wouldnt be making anything up, so hmm. bored enough to write one today. does anyone el...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:27:00 PST

On the Road Again...Modeling Shoot

OI!!!! So! my plane for colorado leaves tommorow morning at 6 IN THE FUCKING MORNING! i;ll be a dramamine/klonapin/redbull/vodka fueled cranky ass bitch. but its all for good. because i get to see eve...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:25:00 PST

Why does Jesus want to shove a machete through my back?

oh god. i dont know what to do...more like i dont know what to feel. so, jason admitted to me that he fucked another girl. we're not together or anything, but still, i am going to be at his house in a...
Posted by YOINK that Monroe on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:50:00 PST