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"The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Where is the best place to go to?" He was undecided about it. So the minister told him that each place had its advantages-heaven for climate, and hell for society."
~ Mark Twain ~
Three children were talking about their religions. "I'm a Catholic," said one, "And our symbol is the cross." "I'm Jewish," said the second, "And our symbol is the Star of David." The third child said, "I'm a Unitarian Universalist and our symbol is a candle in a cocktail glass!"
A Unitarian Universalist dies, and on the way to the afterlife encounters a fork in the road with two options: "to heaven" and "to a discussion of heaven." Without pausing, the UU heads right to the discussion of heaven.
(Jokes from Beliefnet.com...)
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"I never like being touched, ever.
People used to say I held my breath when they were hugging me.
I still do."
"I'm getting a wrinkle above my eyebrow because I just can't stop lifting it, and I love that you know."
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."
"When I get logical, and I don't trust my instincts - that's when I get in trouble."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."
"Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else."

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"My Lord, I should be sorry if I only entertained them; I wished to make them better."
George Frideric Handel

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Posted by on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:01:00 GMT

BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!

This is my 22nd birthday cake - how freaking cute is that?!?
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 19:22:00 GMT

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

I decided not to do anything with my hair.I have vampire teeth that I'm supposed to use dental putty with, but it was just too much to deal with - taking them off everytime I need to move my lips!!!
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:38:00 GMT

Call Me When You're Sober

Call Me When You're Sober
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 16:58:00 GMT

Congratulations Lance!

I'm putting this in my blog so I can free up some space on my page...I'm so proud of you, Lansten!  Best wishes!!!
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 14:24:00 GMT

Lightning Crashes

   Lightning Crashes  
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 17:37:00 GMT

Before He Cheats

Before He Cheats
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 20:18:00 GMT

My name is Domino Harvey...

Domino Harvey(1969 - 2005)
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:46:00 GMT

Songbird

SONGBIRD
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:20:00 GMT

The Right Man

Christina Aguilera - The Right Man
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:27:00 GMT