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Blieu

My Orgasms are better than yours!

About Me


I am a large blonde, blue eyed Norwegian descent girl who is into punk, rock, ska, old goth, 80's music, techno, folk, tango, classical, jazz, R & B, Blues, old school hip/hop Rap and a whole slew of other types of music. I'm also really liberal minded and ultra bubbly and sweet but can have a wicked side as well.
I am spiritual but not religious and respect similarly open-minded people.
PLEASE READ:
1. Please INTRODUCE YOURSELF if you actually wish to get to know me or think you may want to actually meet me in person some day. Otherwise, I won't even consider you seriously.
2. If you send a vulgar or hate-filled e-mail be prepared to see it posted on my blog and possibly a kindly link to your site with suggestions that maybe you need some new friends.
3. I'm always open to friends of all walks and types but if there is a guy who is interested in 'getting to know me better' in more than pals/chums/buddies manner please know that I'm most comfortable with guys who are between 26 and 42.

4. I will not cyber or meet you for hook ups, booty calls or one-time fun, action or whatever..
5. I am interested in either one of two options here: meeting people on a friends-only level -OR- meeting some really cool guy with whom share I similar interests, passion, and core values for something more longterm.
"My only hope is that you be loved madly." Andre Breton

My Interests

MUSIC, the arts, dark mysteries, world issues, politics, cultural intersections, and people.

I'd like to meet:

Friends, and with any luck or karma a man, preferably one who's into something like punk, rock, ska, or an eclectic mix of musical styles. One who is searching for a real relationship. I'm most attracted to brunettes with brown eyes (most often Latin, Greek, Italian, Israeli, Mulatto, Middle Eastern types) but I'm open to whatever combo.Ok, to save some of you boys the time it takes to write your horny little tomes to me... really I'm only interested in getting to know someone on a genuine level. I desire friendship, mutual respect, laughter and some sexual tension. I have to actually think I'd like to get to know someone better to consider chatting with them or meeting up.
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Music:

Too many to list. Check out one of my original blogs to see a list of most of the bands and artists I like but as for types - Punk, Rock, classic rock, oldies, ska, ambient, techno, old goth, 80's everything, industrial, metal, folk, jazz, blues...

Movies:

Right Side of My Brain, Godfather I-III, Queen of the Damned, Stanno Tutti Bene, L'uomo della stella, Cinema Paradiso, Central Station, Under the Cherry Moon, Purple Rain, Chronicles of Riddick, XXX, Desperado, Nightbreed, Exit to Eden, 9 1/2 Weeks, Pink Flamingos, Mondo Trasho, Hairspray, Breakfast Club, Lost Boys, The Entity, Poltergeist, Wierd Science, 16 Candles, Pretty in Pink, Lord of Illusions, Angel Heart, old Jerry Lewis flicks, old films from the 20's to the 50's, old 'TAMMY' films, old 'GIDGET' films, RED, WHITE, and Blue, Amelie, Hair, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Koyanisquatsi, Down by Law, Stealing Beauty, Empire Records, Tommy, Aeon Flux, Das Experiment (horrific, but really strong statement about human nature and its evil roots), Yellow Submarine, Henry and June, Barfly, Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!, Beyond the Valley of the Ultra Vixens, Vixen (don't agree with his every 'topic' or point of view but what gorgeous amazonian women!), Napoleon Dynamyte, Whale Rider, Munich, Wuthering Heights, etc. I'll add a blog with a more thorough list.

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, Absolutely Fabulous, The Young Ones, Bottom, Ren & Stimpy, Home Movies, Miami Ink, Beavis & Butthead, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Daria, My Life on the 'D' List, Slave to the Metal (she rocks ass!), Where my Dogs at?, The Adventures of Chico and Guapo, House, NCIS, Medium,The Red Shoe Diaries, and any documentaries or shows on crime and punishment, the unknown mysteries, history, cultures, paranormal, animals, remodeling, blah blah blah.

Books:

The Old Man and the Sea, The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Return, Exit to Eden, Bukowski Books, The Prophet, The Stranger by Camus, The Brothers Karamazov, Shakespear and Poe and a whole slew of others.

Heroes:

Hero is a strange word... more like people I think are cool for various reasons and in no particular order: Charles Bukowski, Dostoyevsky, Hemingway

My Blog

How to Eat Pussy

Hey all, A friend of a friend posted this and as I read it I realized I couldn't put it any better so this is as if it were from my own mind: HOW TO EAT PUSSY Hey, I have a lot of respect for all you ...
Posted by Blieu on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

A fantasy for you

I think of you often.... and when I'm touching myself and making myself cum I think that it is your hands, your hard cock, your tongue, your fingers that are driving me wild. I think of you when I mas...
Posted by Blieu on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:40:00 PST

Tennis shoes and warm, humid socks

Don't you love how silky soft, warm and humid a girl's feet get after wearing a pair of tennis shoes and socks? Why don't I come home after a long workout or walk in the summer heat and take off my s...
Posted by Blieu on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:29:00 PST

vibrator broke! Anyone want to buy me a new one?

Damn it all to hell.... My wonderful, lovely incredible Rabbit died today! grrr!! The rabbit, or any vibrator with a remote attached by wires is a bad idea. Let's be honest... when we are masturbating...
Posted by Blieu on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST

fucking poem... or a poem about fucking

Ashes to ashes dust to dustPlease fuck this girl befure she rusts!
Posted by Blieu on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:15:00 PST

Orgasms and other vagina facts

Ok, I have just come off the world's longest, hardest masturbation-fest ever! Yummmm... Putting good use to my trusty rabbit vibrator, bullet, nipple clamps and paddle I found myself reaching world re...
Posted by Blieu on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 11:15:00 PST

Sangria Night

Well, Plans to meet up with a friend were cancelled so I decided I'd put good use to the bottle of red wine I have at home. I looked up a couple of Sangria recipes online and figured.. ok, I know the ...
Posted by Blieu on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:02:00 PST

Girls' Rules of Summer- OBEY THEM!

The Open Toed Shoe Pledge As a member of the Cute Woman Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes: I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will n...
Posted by Blieu on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:29:00 PST

more from the misadventures of the Experimental Maiden

Want to hear a truly embarrassing, and yet completely hilarious story? Actually, aren't the most hilarious stories completely embarrassing at heart? I am full of these stories. Yes, you can consider m...
Posted by Blieu on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:30:00 PST

Misadventures of the Experimental Maiden

I was online this evening looking at various flavoured lubes and recalled a funny story of a failed attempt to experiment with my stuffy ex-boyfriend. If you've read the blogs you recall I mention he ...
Posted by Blieu on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:06:00 PST