Maquereau Vladislaw [Cheating Whore]

I'm missing nothing at all.

You forget...I've had that shit. It's nothing special. Im supposed to make a list but it would take a million billion years. Take my word for it that you're completely amazing. Druggies do get hugs,...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:06:00 PST

"3 Lengths of Time...

...where I wasn't sure if I was pregnant or not."     rofl. three cheers to people who can not act their age. whatever...       I'm all set....
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:21:00 PST

It's Only Customary...

I've been reduced to bad television and perusing Myspace. These two activities made me realize a] Everyone on t.v is an idiot. and b] almost everyone on Myspace is an idiot. Positive attitude towards...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

Garbage ____.

1. Where do you hang your towel to dry after showering? - On your mother.2. What kind of mouse pad do you have? - The kind that has that littel pouch of Emniatic Fluid at the bottom. 3. Do you br...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:43:00 PST

I'ts like I moved from Poland...to Poland.

For those of you who don't know. I hate Lemonade. Regular or otherwise.       ...And Salami. rolf. It smells like dick. Or something of that nature. Fuck I'm so broke it's ridiculous. D...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

I don't do nothin but Vodka.

Ive decided that my shit has been really great lately. With the exception of some stuff...but its minor...I guess. ROFL. I could hang out in parking lots with them all night. I wish I had some picture...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:00:00 PST

I'm not that charming after all...

September 22nd. Mark your calenders summer ends. About time. If you know me, and you should, you know I loathe summer. Fall is almost here. And with it comes school but everything has pluses and ...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:23:00 PST

A Perfect Sonnet

Raise your hand if your done.  You know what I mean?       No blogs for a while but Ive been busy doing nothing. This summer is much much better then last summer....
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

I'm in love with a stripper

Summer is here. Have I mentioned that I hate summer.         Actually, I just hate the crotch hotness and humidity of it. Besides that...summer is pretty swell. This summer wi...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:32:00 PST

Whether vs. Weather

Two Names You Go By1. Dagmara2. DTwo Parts of Your Heritage1.Polish2.IzbakhinstaninTwo things that scare you1. Feet2. Loosing the people I loveTwo of Your Everyday Essentials1. Tea2. JJPTwo Thing...
Posted by Maquereau Vladislaw on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 07:38:00 PST