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About Me

yo,yo,yo and bonjour....jeg kommer fra Skotland. jeg elsker te, gulerÃ¸dder og whiskey. i like to draw people and to dance... i like yellow nail polish and marmite too. i like to say 'get that tae fuck' and wish my name was spelt amu, sadly its not. i would like to get married in a forest and live like a hobbit.

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DAD: " TOUCH MY FIST" (I TOUCH DAD'S FIST) (DAD MAKES FART SOUND AND PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE)ailsa... det er til digYour results:
You are Wonder Woman Wonder Woman 100% Supergirl 80% Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 70% The Flash 70% Hulk 65% Superman 60% Green Lantern 60% Robin 55% Batman 50% Catwoman 50% You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.
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edinburgh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBtzBdr8hTw

edinburgh pictures with very gay scottish music

Trainspotting - Shoot The Dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6_A7ESaIkA
NEDS Kru ft. The Wee Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

this could honestly be my brother. and im proud.

My Interests

I feel like im giving too much away here... but good stuff. im a brick house fisherwoman who has been trained by the wall dancer. Nothing beats a bit o' banter with the dunbar homies. Banter: some of the greats for you here taken from the homeland "your mas your da" "aye well your mas your gran thats how fucked up your Da is". i like random places... and i hate dicks. i am a damn good waitress, i care for my customers.

I'd like to meet:

Esther!!! egon schiele and agnetha faltskog, keelan, normski, big jaff and wee jaff, my friends....janne, ina, sarah, nina.....the princesses of my life.. feel the love. and also that big bottle of amaretto. in hot chocolate. meet me any day ..
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Music:

On mondays i like to shake my ass to Prince. I get drunk, dance to Prince and the fall on the floor. Thats always a good night.Chaka Khan. Rock..n..roll baby. And lots of techno, though ive been told i..m not supposed to like that...shocker!!!!

Movies:

yeah mann i like movies.the Sword in the Stone...

Romeo & Juliet - Kissing Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRz1QALaKas

so pretty xxxx

Television:

Rivercity a Glasgow soap full of neds and druggys, it's real life on the streets of the clyde. Green Wing. Max and Paddys Road to Nowhere. Prison Break.... oh Michael..

Books:

Still reading the Dice Man though its sitting in Scotland at my nanas. Thomas Hardy..what a guy, Tess of the DUrbervilles, soo good it hurts. Tried reading Stephen King, erm, too much for the imagination, i mean who can read about kids being mutalated or eaten by clown men. mental.

Heroes:

alex, keelan, dad, the folks, the mes amies, the trees.... my little miss shand, emzi-e and Normski. Sarah you motherfucker.

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to my dear friends back home

hallo homewell well, its fun. im working and partying like one motherfucker. work is mental. i got a job in sound after the airwaves stage management stuff, its in the theatre with some shows with ...
Posted by of Miss jaff on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:45:00 PST