After a stupidly long time of having the same ol' stuff on my page I decided to change it up a bit. I'm going to borrow a little bit of Lewis Black for my intro by saying simply this: I have to be honest with you... this sentence you're reading right now, at this very moment, is as good as it's going to get. Seriously.For those of you that know me, you know I don't have enough patience for trying to come up with something to say that you don't already know. Well, actually...hmm... lemme double-check on that... wait, no... yeah, nothing.
Is your brain numb yet?
Let me help that with a small dose of insantiy; A brief description of the world-of-me:
1. Proud Daddy to my baby boy (not so much a baby anymore, but still) Gavan Silva - That's GA + VAN and NOT GA + VAUGHN for those of you who are complete jackasses...
2. Husband to a beautiful young woman, Shera (The Princess of Power) or Lauren to some aquaintances, landlord(s), obscure family members, employers, the man, etc.
3. I bang on skins and big shiny brass/copper discs, shred metal wires and yell at the interior of my vehicle in a sort of sing-song fashion (cuz then no one can hear me except my poor lifeless, metal cacoon of transportation)
4. Half of the time when you're talking to me I'm pretending to be listening when actually I'm conjuring some scheme to claim the world as my own... after Casey blazes the trail for me, of course! What? I'm lazy.. big deal! At least I have a dream... what do you got?! A COMPUTER AND ENOUGH FREE TIME TO READ THIS NONSENSE! THAT'S WHAT! yeah..
5. Why are you reading this? There is no number 5! This is all just a big drain of any productivity in your life at this very moment. Look at you... you're reading this paragraph wondering, "Is this going to ever become entertaining?" So sorry to dissapoint (but not really :P).
Okay, seriously... that's it... no more...
done...
over-and-out...
finished - fin - the end - conclusion - STOP
and, as most typical men do, I'm going to leave you confused and unsatisfied. Glorious.
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Yeah, the video below is "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice from the second TMNT movie. Go ahead and say it...I'm a nerd. Hey, this was my favorite movie when I was a kid... BACK OFF! Just enjoy =)
You scored as Anarchism.
Anarchism
75%
Green
58%
Democrat
58%
Communism
50%
Socialist
42%
Republican
17%
Fascism
8%
Nazi
0%
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