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If it swells ride it!

I would do it all again for you hun!

About Me

Well first I love God, my Family, and Friends. I'm a pretty laid back guy and a good friend. I like to think of myself at a hardworking, determined, and self motivated kinda person, strong willed, athletic, loving, romantic who has a very strong faith and personality. That prety much sums me up for ya. MyGen Profile Generator PimpMyArea

My Interests

I love to play sports. Volleyball being my favorite. I played Football, Soccer, basketball, and some Track and Field in high school. I also Love to body board. I go to the beach as often as possible. I do allot of rock climbing and shooting when I'm out in the dessert with my family. I'm mainly the out going type. I love an Adventure.

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris and live to talk about it, or anyone who's chill like me and shares my interests. If you think I'd like to meet you say whats up and we'll find out. It's your call........ I'm waiting. Otherwise Ill find your ass and ask why you didn't!J/k

Music:

Watch out for the NINJA cat
More cool stuff at YourCoolProfile.com!Almost anything, I love accoustic, rock , rap, hip hop, even some country. Taking back sunday, Panic, The higher, Second hand serenade, young jibb, USHER, Luda, 50 Cent, Garth brooks(older stuff), BEP, Elliot Yamin to name a few.

Movies:

Boondock saints!!!Liar Lair, Half Baked, Wedding Crashers, Dodge ball, Water boy, Anchorman, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle and the list goes on. I can't think of them all right now. I like all movie genres but mostly comedies is what strikes my interests.
Do you like this layout or should I change it to Johnny Quest?
- Yeah I like this one!
- Nah go with Quest!
- I hate both, do somthin else!

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Television:

Small ville, Drew Carey Show, Law and Order, CSI, Chapelle Show, Family Guy, MXC, Simpson's, Who's Line is it Anyway? and anything on VH1 that makes fun of anything.

Books:

Anything Dean Koontz, Bible, FHM, Electronic Gaming and Boadyboard.

Heroes:

My Damn self because that the only person you will ever be able to fully count on.Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.Chuck Norris can speak braille.Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the face, they are known today as giraffes.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

My Blog

Read, if you eat out a lot.

.:AHEM:. The next time your out eating at a resturant, look at your waiter, you think they are really happy to be doing that job? the answer is no, they are not. but its what we do, and we do it for ...
Posted by If it swells ride it! on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 04:26:00 PST