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Zoofly

An impressively consistent disappointment

About Me

Showreels. Funny things, aren't they? A chaotic mix of scenes from films no one has seen, starring an actor who has achieved nothing. And here's mine. Enjoy.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com. Below is a film I wrote and starred in called 'The Last 7 Days of Quont'. It is ten minutes long, very confusing and has a cameo from a popular British stand-up comedian of the 1990s. An isolated man tries to make sense of his bizarre existence during his last week on earth. If you think you know what it's all about, please post a comment and I'll reply telling you how way off you are.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/11/2006
Band Website: gitfist.wordpress.com
Band Members: Michael Spicer works alone. Although he has a wife. She helps him sometimes. The main picture is the poster artwork for his short film, 'How I Learned To Love Richard Gere' which premiered at the Hamptons International Film Festival in October 2008 and won him the Caroline Hirsch award for emerging comedy talent.
Influences: Chris Morris, Peter Cook, Aphex Twin, Monty Python, MF Doom, Armando Iannucci, Stanley Kubrick, Jerry Seinfeld, Boards of Canada, Spike Milligan, The Orb, Madlib, Jeff Wall, The Simpsons, Brian Eno, The Smiths, Charlie Kaufman, Larry David, Justus League, The Shortwave Set, Laurel & Hardy, Sparklehorse, [adult swim]
Sounds Like: Underground beat master meets dark comedy writer on a BBC schools programme in 1987.
Record Label: Fierce Satsuma Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

My Therapist is a Kettle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAoeOxMFpeI In a chilling exploration of the isolated human mind, this film tells the story of an idiot who talks to his kettle....
Posted by Zoofly on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:02:00 PST

Tenth Eighth to the II

I am typing this into my LobePod, unsure of whether every key tapped into the screen is being received, diced and analysed by someone else, some other prisoner of the city on a mission very different ...
Posted by Zoofly on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 04:48:00 PST

Ninth Eighth to the II

At the age of seventeen, I dropped out of the City Academy.  My blood travelled downstream towards culture.  Pinto, however, tombstoned into his third year with relish.  Academy Buddies of mine - Pint...
Posted by Zoofly on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:42:00 PST

Eighth Eighth to the II

Managed very little today except a brief trip into town for a job delivering a single line for a popera on BBC Light entitled 'Pregnant Lesbians'. I played a plod who comes to the door of one of the p...
Posted by Zoofly on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:59:00 PST

Seventh Eighth to the II

The Western Defence City Academy or 'Breakers' as it is known amongst cadets, is a large green, curvy building without a single outside corner. Located by the River Deen in the southern section of Key...
Posted by Zoofly on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:46:00 PST

Sixth Eighth to the II

Today is the annual 'Release of the Buzzards' when the expelled fanatical religious group, the 'Buzzards' or 'Chosen Disciples of the Orange Light Movement' are allowed to enter the city just once a b...
Posted by Zoofly on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:50:00 PST

Fifth Eighth to the II

The Deadman's label has been announced by the NewsBully. It's Gerron Bine. He was three budgets to the IV. That's only four coins older than me. He was a disgraced and subsequently unemployed Weo,...
Posted by Zoofly on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

Fourth Eighth to the II

I saw a man go into a Chicken Church at eleven in the morning. Why would any human being actively step inside a Chicken Church at eleven in the morning? Even mutant street badgers stay away from Chi...
Posted by Zoofly on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:07:00 PST

Third Eighth to the II

Today is the anniversary of the 'Sacrifice of Flemmink', when eight soldiers, lead by their commanding officer, Sir Equard Flemmink, during the Eastern Territory Battles of Ninth to the V, were attack...
Posted by Zoofly on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:21:00 PST

Second Eighth to the II

Peata Last's kidnappers have released a video of the popular presenter with a beard made entirely of explosives strapped to his face. He says that if the government do not reinstall border controls be...
Posted by Zoofly on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 02:28:00 PST