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On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." 2. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married." 3. "Can you hear me NOW!!! 4. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." 5. "God, now I know why I am not gay." 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" 7. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" 8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!" And the best one of all... 10. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up here!"

Lamb Lake Flood 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ5vI6aO0rU

Well this is what happened at our home.

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Empty Void

As many of you know, it has been a little over a month since this world lost a very beautiful soul.  I have a feeling that it will still take much longer before I can begin to believe that she is actu...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:13:00 GMT

Another Quote

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life; define yourself. Harvey Fierstein
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:38:00 GMT

Quotes

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."  -Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that...
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 20:45:00 GMT

Dance Team Update

8 girls made the cut and their awesome!  It's going to be a good year!
Posted by on Sat, 19 May 2007 14:58:00 GMT

I LOVE SUMMER!!!

Nothing is like spring and early summer in Indiana!  Sometimes I even think that it makes up for the dreary, wet, cold days of winter!  I have this new sudden burst of energy to tackle every...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:51:00 GMT

INDIAN CREEK (tear)

Yeah, so a group got started on Facebook that is cracking me up! I just wanted to share it with all of ya'll. These are random comments made by other group members: ENJOY! You know you went to Indian ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 16:57:00 GMT

Ansley Kay Kirkland

Just me and you, the angel of my life, the keeper of my heart. My very best friend, who gives the best smiles. Each day is for you, in this crazy thing I gave called life. I love you more with each pa...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Please do this!!!

Directions: Copy and paste these questions (along with your answers) into a blog comment on this page.1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Wou...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:46:00 GMT

A little something from awhile ago ...

It's back again.  The feeling in my neck that tells me something is wrong.  The feeling of heat and oncoming headache engulf me as blood rushes to my face. You are missing again.  No cl...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 15:36:00 GMT