Its all just soooo wrong

"KEIRON! GET OUT OF THAT PUDDLE YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU DRIVE ME FUCKING MENTAL!!!YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!"   ..............said the mum to her 3 year old boy who had accidentally put his foot in a...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:16:00 GMT

Felix Felicis

Before you ask, no I don not know Latin! Infact I am not entirely convinced that Felix Felicis is Latin to begin with as it was created by J.K. Rowling. Not that I am doubting Mrs Rowlings knowledge o...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 16:49:00 GMT

Stuck indoors!!!

Its Easter Bank Holiday. Its fucking beautiful outside. I have worked every day since Tuesday. Everyone now is sporting their lobster suntans(great name for a song) and I am still translucent.  I...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:16:00 GMT

New home (and Lillian)!

Ignore the last blog! Lillian is fine! Fucking stupid vets! Anywho's I found me a new house today after my current landlord Andy "Frank Gallagher" Haswell told me on Sunday i needed to be out by the 2...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:08:00 GMT

I'm a sad bunny :(

My beautiful doggy Lillian may be put down today : ( Shes become really ill really quickly - literally days - and i'm sat here waiting for biopsy results whilst she's stuck in the vets on a drip. Some...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:49:00 GMT

What to do?What to do?

Ugh! I'm just soooo stuck at the moment! My job is getting increasingly worse for me and I need to decide what I actually want to do with my life! I have two routes. Midwifery or music. Midwifery woul...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:49:00 GMT

Loyalty?

Something happened yesterday that has got me questioning loyalty and what the hell has happened to it. Does longevity and trustwortyness (if thats a word!) mean anything anymore? Why out with the old ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:12:00 GMT

The Kids of Ilfracombe

This is another old e-mail I sent out in 2004 (hence the bizarre dating and this is also the time when we were being introduced to the term chav.......!If you are from Slade........do not read any fur...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:12:00 GMT

My Vow!!!!!!

Haha! Have just found this e-mail that I sent to everyone about 2 yrs ago following a particularly heavy night out in Ilfracombe! Having re-read it today I think that this is a timeless script that wi...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 07:01:00 GMT

Things that annoy me

This is a list that I will add to as time goes along. Please feel free to add your own annoyances too! Things that REALLY annoy me : * Cashiers in Tescos asking if you want help with your packing when...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:09:00 GMT