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Blue Ice

Led Zeppelin is my Lord

About Me

Shy, reclusive, slightly anemic, involuntarily sober, flaming liberal. (I want to binge drink, dam it, but more than 2 sips will make me puke! layout Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.com
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My Interests

water ping pong, driving in reverse on highways, downhill pogo sticking, bare footed barb wire jump rope
Your Birthdate: February 14
You work HORRIBLY with others. That is, you're terrible at getting along with them.
Even though you're really stupid, you still manage to come across as condescending. But so what? You make people eat chocolate to forget the pain of associating with you!
You're dynamic, non-clever, and not funny. And people like to talk behind your back.
But you're so restless, they better not expect you to stay around for long.

Your strength: Your superstar charisma and doody pants

Your weakness: Commitment means nothing to you

Your power color: Fuchsia with zit colored stripes

Your power symbol: Diamond

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great x 27 grandmother. (to see if she was a lizard.)
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Music:

Jonny Cash, RoseAnne Cash, Shannon Wright, Loretta Lynne, White Stripes, Sara Lee Guthrie, Dolly Parton, Cat Stevens, Led Zepellin, Teegan and Sara, Talking on the Inhale, Lavendar Diamond, Robert Earle Keen, Suction Cup, Lucinda Williams, Biggie Smalls, Schwervon, The Trouble Dolls, Bionic Finger, The Domestics, Platapysma, Yellow Card, Grandmaster Flash, Led Zepellin

Movies:

Book Wall by Feral Cat



Female songwriters. Lesbian couple create their debut music video. "Book Wall". Indie folk rock, female band, guitar, silent movie styling, singer, vocalist. Copyright 2006 Rocky Horror Picture Show, Monster, The Others, May, Hoop Dreams, why can't i think of anything else right now? Eileen Wurnos, Portrait of a Serial Killer, Tarnation, Chuck and Buck, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Fight Club, Being John Malcovich,Pecker,Forbidden Zone

Television:

CAMPUS LADIES, Project Runway, Weeds, Larry David, Treavor, Medium, Campus Ladies, L-word, Frontline, any PBS documentary, Mad TV, America's next great inventor, so you think you can dance? Eyewitness News because of Liz Cho. Did I mention CAMPUS LADIES?

Books:

(and authors) All the "for dummies" books. Like "alligator wrestling for dummies". They are great! J.T. Leroy, whoever you are. All the books in progress in the Red Hook Writer's group. Biographies like; Harriet Tubman, Ella Fitzgerald, Edna St. Vincent Millay. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. The Mole People. Sista Soulja, Eileen Myles, Mina, Shana Tribiano, Tony Rubin, Karen, Nathaniel Hawthorne, What is the What

Heroes:

my brilliant & artistic wife, all my parents, ani difranco, wendy motchan, opra winfrey, hilary clinton, harriet tubman

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My Blog

Million Dollar Baby moment

I hauled my tired ass to the track at 8 am this morning, and wondered "why? why? Is the pain worth it?"  Getting up earlier than usual, weighing absolutely no less than before I started running, drast...
Posted by Blue Ice on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 02:05:00 PST

Gummy Bear Soup

....I left my gummy bears in the car today.  Waa!  It's getting temperate in the northeastern states, and they turned into soup.  You'd think they'd get a little deformed and sticky, bu...
Posted by Blue Ice on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

just because you're smarter than me....

......doesn't give you the right to trick me.  And this goes out to a man who calls himself a "web programmer". I was interested in his help for my job's website.  He convinced me that he co...
Posted by Blue Ice on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:56:00 PST

Middle Age ain't so bad

I finally had a few months to let the fact that i'm 40 sink in.  Conclusion- there are definite benefits.  I'm sure you've heard, "Oh, now that i'm past my twenties, or thirties, my&nbs...
Posted by Blue Ice on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:44:00 PST

Put your shirt back on..PLEASE!

This morning, when I left to go to work, I saw my neighbor in the hall wearing nothing but his shorts.  This was pre-coffee, mind you.  After fighting back a big glob of...
Posted by Blue Ice on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:34:00 PST

a very short play (BASED ON A TRUE STORY!)

Man Standing at the Corner of the Park:  Miss, would you like to read some literature? Me:  I'm Jewish, i'm gay, and i am not interested in reading your religeous literature.  I've...
Posted by Blue Ice on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:54:00 PST

Dear Closet,

People sometimes ask me what it was like to come out of the closet.  Even my own doctor asked, "was it excruciating?"  I find this question no so easy to answer.  True, I'm not always i...
Posted by Blue Ice on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:01:00 PST

Dear fear from ageing (not fear OF ageing)

Everyone went on the swing ride without me. wahhhhhh:(
Posted by Blue Ice on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

To My Sweet Bunny

I will keep you in my purse throughout the passover sedar, sneaking little bites to chase down those raw pieces of parsely my family so affectionately referes to as bitter herbs. You, chocolate bunny...
Posted by Blue Ice on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:55:00 PST

Dear Chocolate Jesus,

The second I saw you on TV beelined for the door, before realizing that the public could not sample the sculpture.  Drats!  Now in a bad mood from unsatisfatied digestive secretions, I liste...
Posted by Blue Ice on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST