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About Me

Hi
I'm Josh I like to party and hang out with my girlfriend and her kickass kids
I have the most kickass brother (el duderino) and sister (Chopperchick)in the Universe
My Parents are awesome and have been happily married for over 30 years
I love those motherfuckers too
I also slept with your mother
I sing and play guitar in the greatest punk band on the planet, VACANT HERO check us out www.myspace.com/vacanthero
I like long walks on the beach, Al Green CD's, and my RAD cat Goldberg. He's big and pukes alot....kind of like me
Sometimes I talk shit, but I just do it to be funny, I really love everyone and want everyone aroud me to be happy
I work for a company in Nashville called Pro Audio Solutions.
In my sparetime I lay pipe for extra dough
Wink, Wink
Im kind of a big deal
Most people hate me....but the ones that don't thinks I'm pretty kickass
I'm kind of stubborn and set in my ways
I get pissed when people tell me what to do
My biggest pet peeve is when someone asks me the same question over over and again
It makes me want to kill said person, and then floss with barbed wire
I'm really into old school punk rock and Heay metal
I am not talking about this screamo and growling shit that all of the Nashville and Murfreesboro bands play
that stuff is garbage and it all sounds the fucking same
I Love you guys
Check out Vacant Hero
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My Interests

I am also interested in tying ,or otherwise securing my shoelaces so that I do not fall down. One thing that also peaks my interest how this guy won an election, when I don't think he could win a kindergarden spelling bee to this dayI'm also interested in time travel, and would like to check that out somedayI'm also interested in knowing what a sesame seed grows into. We never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's a way to open shit...ANother thing that intrigues me is how come when magicians dissapear it's amazing but when a regular person dissapears , everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!"

I'd like to meet:

Who I'd Like to Meet
In this order.Richard Simmons
Tony Danza
Mitch Hedberg
Ville Valo
Pee-Wee Herman
Tommy Chong
Jimmy "JJ" Walker
Elvis
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Music:

oh shit, where to start... HIM, The Rollins Band. BlackFlag, Kiss, The Ramones, Sublime, Sabbath, BOB FUCKING MARLEY, THe FIrst Hole Album was great as was the first sugar ray album...fuck you...Outkast, CKY, Motley Crew, Old CHili Peppers (anything before BloodSugarSexMagic...and maybe the album they did w dave navarro)Neil Young, George Jones, Linoel Ritchie, Hall and Oates, Nirvana,Queens of the Stoneage, Johnny Cash. Weezer, Type O Negative, Rancid, Danzig, Billy Idol, Judas Priest, Living Color, 2pac, biggie, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Mother Love BOne, Beastie Boys, Reel Big Fish, Waylon Jennings, Peter Tosh, Alice in Chains, Motorhead, Daniel Lioneye, SOundgarden,Clutch, Turbonegro, Rage Againsed the Machine, Poison the Well, Operation Ivy, Huey Lewis (fuck you dude, Huey rocked back in the day) And the Sound of your mom screaming

Movies:

Favorite Films....any of the CKY and Steve-O Stuff (pcp saved my life), Fear and loathing in las vegas, where the buffalo roam, Haggard, The Lorax (Dr. Seuss BiAtCh), The usual suspects, Caddy shack, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Til Dawn, THe Jerk, That porno your mom was in in college, Dazed and confused, 84 Charlie Mopic, Saving Silverman, Anchorman, Huse of 1000 corpses, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, DOgma, The wedding singer, The Breakfast Club (any of that 80's John Hughes shit) Friday After Next (that day-day dude fuckin kills me), Dirty Work, Fletch, Tommy Boy, BeCool, Pirates of the carribean, goonies, Amityville Horrorall kinds of shit

Television:

CSI, My Name is Earl, The Office, SVU, Anything on the History Channel

Books:

I have many leatherbound books My apartment smells of rich mahogony

Heroes:

VACANT HERO!

My Blog

Born to be procrastinate....

Ever since I was born three weeks overdue, it was clear that there was something different about me. You see, I was placed on this earth to put off doing something extraordinary and I won't settle f...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:16:00 PST

My Brother is kind ofa big deal

Some funny shit happened to me this weekend that I had to shareMy brother, my girlfriend, and i went to my mom's in Kingsport, TN to have a nice Holiday, and get really fucked up.Friday night, my brot...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:17:00 PST

Rock and Roll

Well, here i am again folks, just wanted to say what's up and let you guys know what's up with the beast that IS Josh LeonardI have a great new girlfriend, that I don't get to see NEARLY enough. ...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

Sorry Ladies...I'm officially off the market...try to hold back the tears

Just want to say I now have a wonderful lady friend. Her name is Jessica, and she kicks ass. She is nothing but great to me And I have a blast with her Rock On!!!!...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Unknown Hinson

You all have to check out this super talented artist His name is Unknown Hinson, and he is the king of the country and western troubadors! My Friend who's heart is made of gravy turned me and the dud...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:31:00 PST

Fuckin Classic

Spent my days with a woman unkind, Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine. Made up my mind to make a new start, Going to california with an aching in my heart. Someone told me theres a girl out there W...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:16:00 PST

Story of my life

High school seemed like such a blurI didn't have much interest in sports or school electionsAnd in class I dreamed all dayAbout a rock 'n' roll weekendAnd the girl in the front of the roomSo close yet...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:19:00 PST

Pee Wee's Playhouse was totally unrealistic

So I was over at a friend's house a couple of weeks ago..acting stupid and Cold Chillin...what I do best.. Well, after 5 years of illegal cable, her cable got cut off, and we had exhausted her D...
Posted by Born to Boogie on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST