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About Me

Goddamn it! I hate typing about myself. This is where I tell y'all that I'm the strong sensitive type who likes muscle cars and long walks on the beach... I guess I'll just give the important facts. I'm not afraid to say commitment. See I just said it. I'll say it all day long. Commitment. That's easy. I was born with no muscles in my body so I am 81% robot. Ninjas totally kick pirates' asses. I live in Virginia and am interning in Washington DC. I just finished at Illinois State University and was on the speech team, yep I'm a nerd. I know... you don't care. The real question on your mind is,"are they real?" Well, a real gentleman never tells, so there. If you once new me you might be suprised to know that I'm the youngest CEO in California; I was instrumental in inventing cell phones AND body glitter. Who would have thought? It must have been the apple.... Well, I'm real busy being the CEO of California and all so... I'm out. I am worth $2,430,220 on HumanForSale.com
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My Interests

Click Here for more great videos and pictures!Chips, dips, chains, whips, drugs, sex, rock n roll! HA Just joshing ya. I like just about anything. I like to go out and drink with friends (sometimes strangers too) or read a book (usually not with strangers...or friends for that matter) I guess that if I wanted to be cool like the other myspac-ers I would put pictures of beautiful people in this spot. Oh well, maybe Tila Tequila won't ad me as here friend now. Damn!(Check out my facebook for my TILA?DAN hybrid bio)

I'd like to meet:

... Everyone in the entire world. Or just a couple of really cool nice ones. Perferably, I would like to meet someone who does not have a myspace page with a pink sparkly Playboy bunny or semi-animated girly figure that says â€œMIZZ THANGâ€ beneath. Of course, if no one else talks to me then my options are a bit limited aren't they. I understand that they are people too. I just can't drink as much as them so I feel self conscious around them.

Music:

Everything

Movies:

Porn and ... pretty much just porn. (I'm not sure if you got it but this was just a joke. Sometimes I throw a curve ball out there just to mix it up.)

Television:

Dexter, Weeds, Heroes, UFC, American Idol (ashamedly), Man v. Wild, Survivorman.

Books:

I can't read or write. HA! JFK I used to love murder mysteries, fantasies and such. I think my favorite book is The Sun Also Rises. Right behind that it would have to be the old Goosebumps series. I think R.L. Stein should win a Pulitzer.

Heroes:

Michael Jackson. If you can still keep a happy outlook on life even after your face falls off you deserve some goddamn respect. Besides he was my first lover. Not guiltyX10

My Blog

Rock out!!!!!

Hey, this is officially the coolest peom on the face of the earth. I got to see it performed by Anis Mojgani (2005 national Slam poetry champion) live and I creamed myself. READ THE WHOLE THING. ...
Posted by Danny Boy on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:16:00 PST

Stills of my life

I got a new camera for Kwanza and have taken several pictures. If you would like to see them, here is the link: http://new.photos.yahoo.com/daninja2003/album/...
Posted by Danny Boy on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST

A story

I'm excited. I just realized that I actually have something to write worthy of viewership. This is a bastardly, make mothers cry kind of story. That means it's good. &nb...
Posted by Danny Boy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:16:00 PST

Solid fucking gold.

Wedding Crashers Rule Book Rule #1: Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2: Never use your real name. Rule #3: When crashing an Indian wedding, identify yourself...
Posted by Danny Boy on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

Life and work update

I was just reminded that bloging exists. I figured that since things have been happening in my life I could catch some people up. As you might know, I'm on the east coast, interning. I'm living in Ale...
Posted by Danny Boy on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST

next step

Well, I'm out of Illinois. I have finished my last class and need only to go back to see friends and take a test. I know, I'm semi-retarded and didn't take the writing exam. Hey at least it gives me a...
Posted by Danny Boy on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:05:00 PST