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i am charlie

IT'S PUDDING TIME, CHILDREN

About Me

my name is charles.

i am this many years old.

i like akira kurosawa films.


this is what i'm listening to:


i like music and words. i like spaghetti, too. i like crangrape juice, but i can never pour a glass without spilling a drop. i like to indulge in the occasional video game. i fancy things that glow. i find that it helps to be deprived of sleep when attempting to write anything interesting. i don't plan on serving in the armed forces, ever. i'm not a fan of punditry. i am a pundit. i don't like when people leave without saying goodbye. i don't like when people come around without saying hello. i've been a resident of many different locations. to name a few: new philidelphia, ohio; fort thomas, kentucky; chesapeake, virginia; ontario, canada; chicago, illinois; savannah, georgia; cincinnati, ohio; charlotte, north carolina; and, of course, milford, ohio-- in that order. my brother skinned a furby once. i like to walk long distances. i can drive, but not legally. i once watched two slugs have sex-- after viewing that masterpiece of mother-nature-in-action, i doused them in salt. needless to say, they won't be expecting. i've never fired a gun-- i rely too heavily on my fists of fury. i'm pretty sure i'm not too big of an asshole. that is all.
Here it is, folks: A scene from the next Milford OH movie-- Milford OH 4: The Return of the King. This one is called "Pool!" Take a look, and try to laugh.


My Interests

reading, writing, 'rithmitik.

guitar also.

I'd like to meet:

i hate to be THAT guy, but it should be "Whom I'd like to meet."

Music:

    Modest Mouse Wolf Parade Atlas Strategic Yo La Tengo Miranda July The Mountain Goats Ween Pedro the Lion Neutral Milk Hotel Rogue Wave Okkervil River Do Make Say Think Mono The Olivia Tremor Control Elf Power Herman Düne Dr. Dog The Spinto Band I Am Kloot Bound Stems Explosions in the Sky Sigur Ros Kings of Leon Bloodthirsty Lovers A Fir-Ju Well The Starlight Mints The Dead Milkmen Fruit Bats The Twin Atlas Sufjan Stevens Soltero Phantom Buffalo The Pixies The Sea and Cake The Shins The Flaming Lips Faunts Elliott Smith Tapes 'N Tapes Electric Light Orchestra The Beatles Glenn Miller Django Reinhardt The Eels Sebadoh Los Indios Tabajaras Clem Snide Calexico The Brokedown Boards Of Canada Cake Interpol Grandaddy Half-Handed Cloud Iron and Wine The Kingston Trio The Mendoza Line Matt Pond PA The Coral Scissors for Lefty Camper van Beethoven The Spectacular Fantastic Bright Eyes Bob Dylan Sun Kil Moon Captains of Industry G Love and Special Sauce The Stereotypes Dios (Malos) John Vanderslice Light Sleeper The Occasion Sixfifteens SOUNDteam Of Montreal The Tide Peter and the Wolf 13 & God Andrew Bird The Notwist Themselves The Concretes Favorite Saints Kingsbury Manx Dave Brubeck Louis Armstrong Mellowdrone Pinback Portugal, the Man Red House Painters Slowblow Franklin Delano Serene UK Ad Astra Per Aspera ...as the Poets affirm

Movies:

Seven Samurai, Rocket Science, I'm Not Scared, Red Beard, La Haine, Trois Couleurs, Ran, Yojimbo, House of Fools, The Big Lebowski, Forrest Gump

Books:

The Fountainhead, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Atlas Shrugged, One-upmanship, and some technical writing on Ulysses S. Grant for some reason.

Heroes:



My Blog

the redundant quality of being hungry for hunger.

Ray Johnson was a prolific pop artist of the 20th century. He is known for spearheading the "mail art" movement, which was a form of art that utilized the U.S. Postal Service. Pieces of art were excha...
Posted by i am charlie on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:00:00 PST

here is my attempt at a Pitchforkmedia.com music review:

as many of you know, i HATE pitchforkmedia with a fiery passion that burns inside my soul. so here is my attempt at a pitchfork review!   The Fruit Bats - Spelled in BonesRating - 6.3847902 I'm ...
Posted by i am charlie on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:10:00 PST

"Dungeons & Dragons Adventures" FUCK YES

we shot a new short film entitled "Dungeons & Dragons Adventures." go to my main page and scroll down. watch the whole thing. it's worth every penny, as andy would say. charles...
Posted by i am charlie on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:36:00 PST

balancing equations has never been my forte.

the most meaningless test of my life so far has to be the chemistry exam i took today. here is an example of how i would answer a problem: not exactly orthodox. in fact, one might be moved to call it...
Posted by i am charlie on Wed, 31 May 2006 11:19:00 PST

ironicomical.

She walked downstairs, and toward the back room. I thought she was going back there to engage in some illicit activities again, so I gave her my patented glare, expressing my disproval. Indeed, she wa...
Posted by i am charlie on Sat, 27 May 2006 03:44:00 PST

GODDAMNIT-- SNIFF MY PAINT CHIPS.

my camera is brokeT. movie = postponed indefinitely. charles
Posted by i am charlie on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:15:00 PST

ohmigosh! no way!

sometimes trying to describe how you feel makes it harder to pinpoint what you're actually feeling. it's so frustrating. if only we could communicate with our minds, and transmit samples of our feelin...
Posted by i am charlie on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

watch the latest embedded scene!

i just put a scene from the next Milford, OH production. it's a remake of the one no one's seen.
Posted by i am charlie on Mon, 22 May 2006 09:46:00 PST

otological irony is fun for the whole genus.

it seems this ear surgery that i have engaged in has only caused me more problems. simile of the day: life is like a confused and traumatized elevator. charles
Posted by i am charlie on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:35:00 PST

"partriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel."

i was thinking about national flags. i always think that the american flag is the most vibrant, neatest flag out there. then i realized something. you can tell how pompous the nation is just by lookin...
Posted by i am charlie on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 07:30:00 PST