how to make a Chelsie...
six parts dance,
two parts attitude,
three parts tantrum,
a dash of mascara [or a whole tube: either way]
and a sprinkling of bling.
looking classy but talking cheap.
i'm a ladette. i have a really arrogant sense of humour [learn this, i'm kidding.]i do make some silly choices in life but im sure that ill grow out of that if not then adivce anyone?i tend to moan without relising it complaning yes i do it alot.loudly might i add.
i do like my lads. and proper nineties old school shizzle.
three words... BUMP AND GRIND.
if you want to drive me away...throw ketchup at me, that stuff can go die.DONT WASTE MY TIME. i cant stand unreliable people,seriously please do sort that out.and might i just add that i may seem naive trust me im not i know when your bullshitting me and when you not.you lie to me i will find out.sneaky are we?hmmm yes.id really like to just giggle and dance around all day but it seems like too much effort to do it all day so ill do it for about 6 hours of the day insted.if i dont feel the need to talk i wont,doesnt mean im ignoring you i just feel like being quiet,surprizing that considering i can talk for hours upon end.my music taste is fucking ridiculous i will listen to everything.my grammer and spelling is apauling i blame it on the dyslexia.i fucking hate with a passion the noise a hoover makes!!a few handy hints about me,when im sleepy i tend to pick of my mascara.when im bored i make faces and roll my eyes and chew the insides of my cheeks all without relising.i fidget far to much.im overly cuddley.
DOLLY SAYS...i want your arse and you. she is my little hobo. dances like a dream ballerina and is going to go as far as the stars. she came from the ghetto but she'll make something of herself. love her like pooh loves honey. ladette much? yes now. xxx
i love my dolly.♥
she lets me borrow her clothes
even though i always forget to give them back.
she helps me with my spelling.
i always have to link with her when im talking to her,
its a habit.
i always ask for her permission.
i love my ali.♥
we make the best jew and german ever.
wearecute.com,we put boxes on our heads and wear them as hats as we dont own money.photos are us.we love our onion rings.DONT THROW SARDINES AT ME!im sorry you had to hear that collin
