Rodsey

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I love my friends. They mean the world to me. I would do anything for them. Every one of them is still in my life for a reason and is uniquely amazing.
I love my mum, but I need to show it more. She is a saint.
Music is my life. Being without it doesn’t bear thinking about.
I'm comfortable enough with my short-comings and quirks to talk about them. This makes me accept them more.
I seem to be the only person for 50 miles that likes green tea.
I hate liars. They are a disease on the world, but a natural part of life, so I don't waste time trying to change them.
Afternoon naps are amazing. Dogs are on to something there.
I’m not religious but still ask God for help in dark situations.
I get far too drunk. But I do it because I can.
I will forgive and forget, but only if you're worth it. Most people aren't, but really should try to be.
First I love smoking, then I hate smoking. Goes in a bi-weekly cycle.
If I could go back, there’s a million things I’d do differently, but still I regret nothing.
Yesterday is gone, and tomorrow holds no guarantees. All you have is the NOW. The sooner you accept it and live it, the easier life will be for you.
Don't worry about things you can't change. Some things are just the way they are. Get on with it. To put it another way, "you can only fuck with the cock you've got."
I think life is an art form. It's a blank canvas on which to create your masterpiece.
I am a sex addict.
Over the last 4 years, my band has got better, but my guitar playing has got worse.
Revenge is a dish best served cold, should you believe in it.
If you hide something, it's probably because you're ashamed of it.
There's nothing quite as strange as a person who thinks nobody's looking.
I'm in the best band you've never heard of - The Shallow Call , though I wish I was the drummer in the band, not the guitarist.
Owning straighteners does not make me gay. But it does give that illusion.
Soup is not a meal.
I can't be bothered holding grudges. There's so much more I could be doing than wasting that sort of time. If you've screwed me over, just do the decent thing and fuck off. I'll have forgotten about you in a week anyway. And don't think I won't completely cut you out of my life. If you've shafted me, I'm relentless, and won't look back.
I live to laugh. If you don't, check your pulse.
I think I have mild OCD, It seems to come and go. But I’m still the least fucked up person in Northwich.
People that keep fishtanks - is this something I just don't get?
Rock attained perfection in 1974.
I think people should have more respect for each other. If everyone was more sensitive, I wouldn’t have to be so sensitive.
When I hear the way some people describe being in love, it makes me question whether I actually ever have been. With that in mind, I suppose I owe an apology to those people I've claimed to ever have been in love with.
I make mistakes. I've made a hundred today, and I'll make a hundred tomorrow. The trick is learning not to make the same ones again.
Don’t try and out-argue me. If I’m arguing it’s because I’m right. If I’m quiet it’s because I don’t care or don’t know.
I once got my head stuck in a fence when I was 5. My mum was out. I was there for 3 hours.
I'm on a one-man crusade to bring Doc Martins back in. Northwich is so far unwavering in it's resistance.
I don't like bullies.
I truly believe I'm the most trust-worthy person I know. I also really fucking hope I'm wrong...
Richey Edwards is still alive.
I hate injustice, selfishness and people that simply aren’t fair in the actions they take – Three of the most unattractive features I can think of.
Christmas Tree's should be green.
I've never met my dad. I'm 28. I think the need to has past.
Never turn around if someone shouts “Oi”.
I don’t fuck people over for selfish gain. If it appears I've fucked them over - I didn't, it wasn't intentional, I didn't mean it and I’ll make it up to them. Either that or they’re a wanker and deserved it. Both answers allow me to sleep at night.
I’m always right, because I think before I speak. On the odd occasion I’m wrong, it was because the conversation was about football.
If I'm wrong, I'll admit it. Always.
Although my name’s Richard, it always sounds weird to hear. Call me Rodsey.
Lapdancer’s turn off when they’re dancing for you, but are turned on when they’re dancing for me. Believe it.
Innocent smoothies keep me alive during weekends. They are the fittest thing on the planet.
I put other people before myself. Those that take advantage of this too much don't get the same offer again.
Don't be scared to make eye-contact.
McDonald’s should be declared bankrupt. On the day that happens, it must be after breakfast has stopped being served.
I think people should always be who they really are. If they don’t like who they are or are a twat to others, they should work to grow and develop as a person, not cover themselves in lies and pretend they're decent. It's just wrong.
I haven’t wet-shaved in 5 years.
I swear too much.
Horoscopes don’t predict the future. But I think they give nice advice on what to do with your day – no matter how generic that may be.
I hate parents that shout at their kids in the supermarket.
I wear contact lenses because I’m vain.
My first car blew up. Literally.
I love being in the pub. But only when it’s full of good people and fit girls. Miss one of these key elements and you may as well get an early night.
"Prick" is the most venomous insult you can say. "Cunt," however, is the best word ever invented.
I believe I have learnt something from every person I have met. Be it good or bad, they have all changed me in some way, so I thank each and every one of them.
I don't understand the word "humid".
Long showers are the new heroin.
My tattoo is ridiculous.
I miss speaking to Kaz. It’s a shame we lost touch. She didn't always "get" the world, but "got" what she had to. This made her the funniest person I've ever met.
I'm scared of heights, the dark & people with bad teeth.
I eat healthily, or at least I tell myself I do.
Touch one of my friends or someone I love and I will bite your fucking nose off.
I lend money to my friends when I’m already skint myself.
I am rubbish when meeting people for the first time. Imagine Chandler off Friends with long hair. Yep, that’s me.
"Mumps" is the funniest word ever. Go on. Say it out loud.
I always try to be fair at work, but people always find fault because I’m “the boss”.
People who are like me annoy me, so “thank you” to that group of people in my life that accept me. I love you.
Mick Hucknall – Cocksucker.
Everyday I try my best to be the nicest and most honest I can be to everyone I meet. I don't always succeed.
I buy a book every two weeks. I haven't read one since school.
I can’t get rid of my beer belly. Or get my chest to grow to balance it out.
The best advice I've ever had - "Kill the monster while it's small".
I over-think things.
I sound big-headed at times. I’m not. I just look for the good in myself as I look for it in other people.
I seem to have a bad fetish for ladies bottoms.
I always say what I mean and mean what I say. So if I say you're not a nice person...guess what?
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
I sleep with my hand on my cock and I need to stop.
My opinion of you will be right. Don’t kid yourself that you’re anything other than what I say you are. I've thought long and hard about it.
Mayfair is not a brand of cigarette. It's a porno. End of.
I believe in karma. What goes around comes around. But if I can bring it around faster, I will.
Pubic hair should be trimmed / not exist.
I will answer to anything, apart from “Boy” or “Alan”.
I am relaxed in situations I shouldn’t be, and tense in situations I shouldn’t be. Like when dogging.
That dogging comment was a joke. I can’t seem to find where they hang out.
I wish I spoke French. Being able to insult someone in their own language gives it an extra something.
The amount of hair I can grow on my ears is record breaking.
I wear 11 sets of beads on my left arm. They used to have sentimental meaning. Now I think they just look cool.
Is there really any need to buy china plates with the royal family on?
I’m too polite to cut small-talk in the pub to under 5 minutes with people I only sort of know. I end up spending half the night with them, but at least it gives me a chance to get to know them better.
I’m far ruder to my friends, but I hope they know it’s because they make me feel at ease.
I've found that finding humour in dark situations brings light to them. If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
I really don’t know the difference between flirting and being friendly. If I fancy someone, I tell them. I expect people to do the same.
I like chicken kebabs on naan bread, with salad and no onions. Chilli sauce will be added depending on my mood.
I take 57 minutes to get ready.
I was not acceptable in the 80's.
My future wife will be a princess. She'll be the most adored person to walk the earth. She will also fuck like Jenna Jameson.
My friends and my mum will be looked after should I ever win the lottery. I will not make any new friends after I have collected the money. Unless they star in broadway shows or porn.
Family Guy is the best show on TV.
Why are you still reading? I’m barely still writing. Go outside and get some exercise. Please.
I don’t mean to glance at your cleavage. It’s a nasty habit I’ve developed. I know where your face is.
Rebounds are not real relationships. No matter how much you convince yourself otherwise.
I need a shit when I take drugs.
I’m too skinny.
I hate it when people don’t like me for no reason. If people actually get to know me then don’t like me, then I couldn’t give a fuck. Actually, that's a lie, I couldn't give a fuck either way.
Whiskey tastes like vomit.
People will never do what they "should". They will only do what they "want" or "must".
I do not own a speed-boat.
5th Avenue is the best club in Manchester.
Fat people or those with disabilities should not be laughed at in the pub. Chav’s should.
I can’t whistle.
If you don't listen, you'll never truly know.
Golf is not a sport.
If I was a girl, my name would be Elizabeth. I would be a lesbian. I would not take it up the arse.
I hate people who go out to look for a fight. Go and look for a penis enlargement instead. Wankers.
Three is the magic number. Without a doubt.
I trust people too much and hate it when they disappoint what I've put into them. Still, I think it's a better quality to have than to not trust anyone.
If you tell me the rules, I’ll play the game.
Happiness comes from within. It is not found from any sort of external source. We live in a society that tells us having "him", "her" or "it" will make us happy. It's all bollocks. It will for a while, but it won't last. Trust me. Do it from the inside-out. Either that or get laid. Both are good.
I can’t swim.
I never judge a person based on a second-hand story, or on one-side of a story.
I don’t want to go bald.
Watching more than 2 hours of TV a day is not a life.
I once met Stuart Hall.
I can’t stop buying things I don’t need.
The girl in the sunbed shop is fit.
I have never pulled by approaching a woman. I have always been approached. When I approach women I’m like a drunk, Frank Spencer that sweats a lot……attractive…..no?
Myspace is not a way of life. It's someting to do when you're hungover or really can't find anything else better to do.
If you’re going to get a name tattoo’d on your body, make sure it’s only your children’s names.
There should never be any limits or boundaries in the bedroom. Ever.
I have no regrets about anything I have ever done in my life. I regret the chances I never took. But I’m still young enough to get another go.
Trust your first instincts. They are always right. People should not get second chances unless what they did was while drunk, on drugs, is out of character or by complete accident.
I accept myself, as I realise EVERYONE has they own hang up’s, but still carry on regardless.
If I don’t reply to your text message in one hour, the reply isn’t coming.
I am nowhere near as angry as this all possibly sounds (that's what I've been told it sounds like anyway). Quite the opposite actually. I just have beliefs and values. They've led me to have the best group of friends in the world. I'm probably not like how you think I am at all.
The mixed reactions my honesty gets makes me smile. I love that everyone has a different and unique opinion on it. I love that the people who know me, already know the above and love me for it or in spite of it. I love that the people that don't get me and think my honesty is weird, and are probably too scared to be truly honest with themselves. I accept these people too, as what they tell themselves is probably all they have to hold on to, and therefore it should not be taken away from them.
I love Corona.
I have never voted.
I will not die in Northwich.
As long as;
- I'm not intentionally hurting anyone
- I can justify my actions
..then I do whatever the fuck I want