James W - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'd like to start off by saying I hate fuckin myspace cuz I'm on it so fuckin much. it's like cocaine!! I cant quit! but anyway, about me, i try not to be type casted as a certain person, and I think that's why a lot of people consider me to be so unique. I do tend to say some things that can be offesive from time to time, but its all just fun n games for me. I never mean it. Its just funny, and anybody that really knows me will say that comedy is almost a way of life for me. I try to find comedy in everything cuz whats the point of life if u cant laugh at it from time to time, kinda like the holocaust (if it was real that is). I get along with most everyone, and yes, i am growing a mullet. it started out as a joke, but now I've seemed to have grown attached to it. I like to rap when i'm drunk, and its always entertaining cuz i love being the center of attention...well when its good attention, cuz the time i pissed my pants in mexico wasnt very enjoyable. But what I love most in this world are my friends and family. My parents dont think I appreciate them, but I really do. I love them to death, its just that sometimes I just dont show it. and im really thankful for everything they do for me. And my sister can be a pain sometimes, but I will protect her from any thing that might harm her, unless its crabs, cuz sometimes u just gotta learn the hard way. And last but not least, my friends. You guys know who u are. you've been there for me many a times and there is no end to my appreciation. I'm lucky to have u guys as TRUE friends. oh...and one more thing, i kinda wanna hookup with a midget...is that weird?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Hockey, hanging out with friends

I'd like to meet:

The Hulk, Rocky, Freddy Krueger and the fuck-tard who stole my wallet.

Music:

ACDC and John Mayer...jk, I ain't gay

Movies:

Miracle, Full Metal Jacket, Army of Darkness, Freddy vs Jason, CON AIR!!

Television:

the office, and king of the hill

Books:

i dont read, im still on the first harry potter

Heroes:

Adrian Olivos, for saving my life 4 times during the memorial day camping trip. 1.When Gabe almost blew us up 2.When my sandles were on fire 3.When I passed out in front of the fire 4.When he scared the mountain lion away by cutting himself

My Blog

Here's to the old days

Here's to the old days... the old days when "forever" was a reality and not a fantasy when finding true love didnt mean leaving your friends when hanging out with the boys was 2 18 packs every monday ...
Posted by James W on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST

The whopper challenge

Don't ask why, but lately I've been trying to see how fast I can eat a whole whopper. The rules are that you can have a drink to down it, but u have to eat all of it, but if lettuce falls out it's ok....
Posted by James W on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:34:00 PST

Gratitudes and Apologies

Another summer for me has come to an end. I havent really been on myspace this summer, so to those who left me comments or messages, I will get back to you. I'm not to excited about the new ...
Posted by James W on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:00:00 PST

40 days and 40 nights

8:30 am today was officially 40 days without jerkin the ole' magerkin for me. So for all those who said I couldnt do it, well HAH! My hands no longer smell like lotion... they smell like lonlines...
Posted by James W on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 01:01:00 PST

Camping in Yosemite

Camping was awesome!! the 8 hr drive sucked though. just my luck too, I got to ride in the car with no radio. that 99 bottles of beer song can really get annoying. when we got there too it was like 10...
Posted by James W on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a sign from God

I had a sign from God the other day. It was weird. I was in the shower trying to sqeeze one out, and I was leaning against the wall, and my feet slipped from under me. I hit the floor hard and bruised...
Posted by James W on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hockey!

Today we just had another game of hockey and by we I mean Tony, Harry, Nana, Gabe and Scooter. Scooter didnt fall as much today, only like twice and nana didnt try to stradle any walls. Tonys a fuckin...
Posted by James W on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

So I actually got a hockey game goin on Sunday. I got about 7 people to play, me, Gabe, Nana, Scooter, Tony, Harry, and Alicia. Problem was we wonly had 6 sticks, so someone had to sit out every once ...
Posted by James W on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how well do you know me?

I made a Quiz for You on QuizYourFriends.com CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser. http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname=0505032 22410-280366
Posted by James W on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST