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Anon

Those didn't sound like threats, they sounded more like promsises

About Me

If you make me laugh, I will probably fall in love with you. I kept that opening line because it is the most honest thing I can say. Thursday is my favorite day, but it's possible I'm just impatient. The Velvet Teen is my favorite background noise. I am in love with one man, he is a foreigner, but the man of my dreams. He has the moustache of my dreams. He is the gypsy on the drum. The orgasm addict. I also have a thing for this Jew named Zach. Guys I know personally? Real life men? Ridiculous.

This is Eric, basically.Down there. The Video.

My Interests

Music.
Conversing.
Laughing And Making Jokes, Even If They Aren't Exactly "P.C."
Reading
Pharmacology.
New People.
Long Walks In Strange Places, Especially The City.
Cameo.
Smoking A Joint With The People I Love.
Connecting With Someone On A Strangely Deep Level, Even If I Have Just Met Them.
Travel.
Being Who I Really Am and Not Having to Apologize For It.
Living How I Like To.
Laughing. Laughing Is Priority Number One, Even If It's At Yourself.

I'd like to meet:



JonFen and Alex

Music:

Velvet Teen, Aqualung, Badly Drawn Boy, Donovan, Her Space Holiday, Bloc Party, Cursive, Bright Eyes, Sorry About Dredsen, Primus, Incubus, Oasis, Phoenix, Pinback, Weezer, Remy Zero, The Misfits, Secret Machines, Franz Ferdinand, She Wants Revenge, Ambulance Ltd., Interpol, New Order, Joy Division, Happy Mondays, Violent Femmes, The Cramps, The Arcade Fire, My Morning Jacket, Coldplay, Broken Spindles, The Good Life, The Postal Service, The Shins, Zero 7, Frou Frou, Sondre Lerche, Reliant K, Incubus, System Of A Down, Gogol Bordello, Kanye West, Rage Against The Machine, CkY, My Chemical Romance, NO FX, Radiohead, Damien Rice, Kings of Convenience, Sneaker Pimps, Stellastarr*, Yeah Yeah Yeah’s, The Hives,Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Faint, Pete Yorn, The Streets, John Mayer, Brand New, Air, NIN, Tool, Jack Johnson, At The Drive In, Gorillaz, The Yardbirds, Mars Volta, Beck, Blur, Pennywise, Last Days Of April,Gogol Bordello The Album Leaf, Danzig, Dave Mattews Band, Fugazi, The Coral, Son+Ambulance, The Cure, The Decendants, Keane, Kasabian, The Datsuns, Judah Nagler, Desaparacidos, Bang Bang.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

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Trainspotting, Boondock Saints,The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, yadda yadda.

Television:

Arrested Development
[as]
The History Channel

Firefly

Books:

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close,

Buffalo Soldiers

Smashed

The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Hairstyles of the Damned

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genious

Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll The Complete Lester Bangs Reader

The Catcher in the Rye

Calvin and Hobbes

Everything is Illuminated
Ribcage.org
David Sedaris

The Physco Ex Game

About a Boy

Heroes:


But, honestly, my little sister.

My Blog

Stranger Danger

Recently, I was lucky enough to get ditched at Ashleigh's house while everyone else went out for beer money and party supplies (i.e. the attendees). Well, James and I decided that it was definitely ti...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:01:00 PST

Mountain Goats Get to the Top; Take Photos

Hello Cyber Friends, and hello not-so-cyber friends.   Who is ready for another pointless (almost) diatribe about absolutely nothing? I've just had a boring day, I considered just writing in my ...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

Nutrisystem, Fox and Friends, and Someone Else Dies

It's not uncommon to find me awake at three in the morning. It's also not uncommon for my father to be awake as well, turning on the TV much too early, and watching "Fox and Friends". I am getting sic...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Tue, 01 May 2007 04:10:00 PST

Who Spiked The Plasma?!

Even though I am up just three hours after I first fell asleep... I had a wonderful night with Eric. Well, first I had a wonderful night with Eric and Ashleigh and Garth with his Garthhawk. (I lo...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST

Subject?! I don't need no stinking "Subject"!

Do you ever find yourself awake at a quarter 'till four in morning stuck in the little MySpace box? And there's no one to talk to and nothing to do except perhaps sleep but you're WIRED?!?!??!?!  ...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:53:00 PST

My House

My house is steeped in the scent of the brownies Eric made. (They are delicious) I am having a lazy day, I stayed in my jammies all day, played pool with myself, and made a big pitcher of iced Jasmine...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

I'm sick- Like a hot noise.

May I please have some pity? I am terribly ill in no uncertain terms. No amount of jasmine tea can even dampen this. I am nursing an unknown ailment, a battle scar on my shoulder, a batch of battle sc...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:04:00 PST

Jaime Kennedy

It might just be me, but I feel awful for this guy. I watch "The Jaime Kennedy Experiment" nearly every day on G4, and it's so fucking sad. He gets a target, goes through hours of makeup and rehersals...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

You've Got A Glow

Will Sheff wrings his heart into my iPod and the blood runs thick out of my speakers.   come into the den, come into the den   I lie, prone, facing him, hips facing the ceiling.   cli...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST

She Said "Can I Share Your Pilow?", I Rolled Over And Said, "Well, Hello Hello."

CURRENTLY:In SF and loving it, about to go shopping and walking for miles and miles but that's absolutely fine, because I am hyped on caffeine. This is already the best vacation I've had. Ever. I alwa...
Posted by Love always, Jen on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST