One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater.

About Me

Hmm. Well. I'm a guy. I've brown hair, bluey greeny eyes, but sumtimes my hair's red and my eyes are white. Depends. I'm nearly always single hehe. Hey, lifes a bitch. I'm a firestarter, blazing firestarter, wooo, yeah.
About sums me up.
SAMUEL
Gender: Masculine
Usage: English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Polish, Biblical
Pronounced: SAM-yoo-el (English), SAM-yool (English) [key] From the Hebrew name ????????? (Shemu'el) which could mean either "name of God" or "God has heard". Samuel was the last of the ruling judges in the Old Testament. He anointed Saul to be the first king of Israel, and later anointed David. A famous bearer was the American author Samuel Clemens, who wrote under the pen name Mark Twain.
IM OLD GREGG :P

My Interests

Music. Books. Computers. Drinking. Moshing. All at the same time.
Playing my bass.
Check out Neo Choline , great upcoming band from my area.
YOU
SUCK
I tried to grow my hair long but it was more like an afro, so it got SHAVED.

I'd like to meet:

Michael Jackson. I'd dangle him out of a window and get little kids to throw rocks at him. It'd be cool to meet Corey Taylor too.

YOU!!! HAHA I've got smurf on video please pass it on.

Thats right, he had a spliff in class. Crazy foo'
[Note: That isn't actually a spliff, just a roll of paper lol]
Btw, click on my blog for a live chat with a bunch of weirdos.
Oh yeah, click here for a really gay space.

Music:

Metal - Classical,
Folk (hehe) - Glam rock.
Whatever.
Except from pop.
Just mainly metal though.
System of a Down, Rammstein, Killswitch Engage, Slipknot, Linkin Park, +44, The Magic Numbers, The Misfits, Enter Shikari, Disturbed, Incubus, Wednesday 13, The Sex Pistols, Guns N' Roses (b4 they turned into Axl and Randomers), Offspring, Placebo, Queens of the Stoneage, Panic! At the Disco, The Fratellis, Aerosmith, My Chemical Romance, The Beatles, KoRn, Kiss, Blink 182, Marilyn Manson, Prodigy, The Blues Brothers, Cradle of Filth, Pink Floyd, Sum 41, The Bloodhound Gang, Chumbawumba, and I'm Tired Now So I'm Not Typing Any More if you've ever heard of them.
Oh, and by the way, Cows With Guns rocks!!!

Movies:

My Movie Personality
My Top Rated Movies

Category My Ratings
Blockbusters OK
Comedies Good
Action OK
Love OK
More Stuff Love 'em

How do we compare? Take the quiz

Check out my page on Flixster - add me if u r on!
http://samdemon42.flixster.com
The Scary Movies are pretty good. Stuff like that.

Television:

Lots of it.

Books:

Lots of this, too.

Heroes:

Hmm. Everyone but ME!!! No, seriously, Ugly Phil. lol

My Blog

Sick of it

Why is everyone so fake? Why cant I just find someone who cares about me as much as i do about them? Hell, why cant I even find someone who cares for me fullstop?Why is my hair white?
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:37:00 PST

Things Women Should Know

45 ThInGs GuYs WiSh GiRlS KnEw45 things guys wish girls knew&.1.We aren't mind readers!2.We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.3.When you sleep over never boss me a...
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

Quiz

My new quiz, please edit and repost.1. How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb? 2. If I asked you out what would you say? 3. What's your favourite type of cheese?4. Whats your full name?...
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

Boredom

You know, so many people when they hear the word boredom think: "Shit, how the fuck can you be bored in this? There's so much to do?" But there fucking isn't. Y'know, sometimes you have to just sit th...
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:35:00 PST

Me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Sam.Birthday:8th SeptemberBirthplace:Bolton HospitalCurrent Location:BedroomEye Color:Blue/GreenHair Color:BrownHeight:5''7' or somethin. Not measured in agesRi...
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST

Jeff (junior)

Meet Jeff (junior-the real Jeff is a small Chinese boy in my class). Jeff is a penguin. Please feed him fish to make him nice and fat. Jeff really needs to grow. BLARGHHAHAHA!And th...
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:31:00 PST

The

..>..>..>..>..>Your Italian Name Is...Dino Mancini..>What's Your Italian Name?..>..>..>..>..>You are..>What Rejected Crayon Are You?..>..>..>..>..>You Are a Natural FlirtBelieve it or not, you're a re...
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:50:00 PST

Zombie survival guide... "Borrowed" of Will

1. First off is the very most important... Do not get eaten.2. Never get yourself boxed in somewhere.3. Get a gun, if you can't find a gun find a sharp or blunt object.4. Always aim for the head.5. Do...
Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

Chimp Bush

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Posted by One eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater. on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:45:00 PST