For the 5 or so months that i have been on this 'Myspace' thing i have resisted writing anything in this 'about me' section because i believe its a section where people write absolute, self indulgent crap. but then i figured.... 'thats what this Myspace thing is all about.' So, seeming as though i constructed this site i might as well do it justice and give it a go... "On a night 22, almost 23 years ago, for a bit fun, god decided to create a prototype man that was going to be completely different from any other he had produced before. The result of his labours was a man who was smart, brilliant, charming, athletic and totally irrisitable. A complete original. But in the morning when he woke _ when he realised what this moment of irrationality could do to the world, he promtly destroyed the mould. To this day, onlt one of these protoypes exist. His name is............. Ali Dillon. A true original. maybe even a modern day jesus. amen"What bullcrap