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oh, Abigail

is that pizza sauce, or did something happen?

About Me

These are my salad days. Green in judgment, cold in blood... solidarity is great, but lately solitary fits in a glove-like way. i will live on a beach one day with a windsuit and gold shoes and many cleverly named cats. i am inexplicably drawn to hyper-intelligent eccentric strung-out ex-muscians and hippie burnouts old enough to father me. i just bought a new 21 year old car and am proud of it simply because all the doors open. on a summers day there is nothing more appropriate than the cool of a popsicle after a handful of cigarettes. i was born without rhythm, alcohol can produce similar effects when dancing but it's never really the same thing and i may throw up on your feet. if i see a kid reading a book i will melt into a small puddle on the floor and probably give him drugs and guns if he asked. words tend to get me off. in parting i will reiterate that people don't listen to nearly enough ska as they should.

My Interests

atl. tomtatoes. front porches. sewing very small clothes for crack babies. siq tats. wrecking my car. cut offs. derailing trains for charity. plain t-shirts. pizza. coordinating craft workshops. books about genius kids and fucked up families. mojitos. independence. exclusive all-night read-a-thons. over tipping wait staff. wasted days. newspapers. declamatory sentences. cigarettes and popsicles.

I'd like to meet:

but Neal Cassady is neck and neck.

Music:

minor threat. against me!. the zombies. gorilla biscuits. the descendents. bane. the decemberists. modern life is war. fugazi. less than jake. new found glory. the suicide file. husker du. radio head. the hold steady. american nightmare. dead prez. blink 182. mos def. botch. MC5. jesus and mary chain. godspeed. explosions in the sky. band of horses. the national. streetlight manifesto. mastadon. dragon force.

Movies:

blood guts and carnage.

Television:

mr. show. arrested development. curb your enthusiasm. aqua teen. full house. boy meets world. recess. rocko's modern life. FREAK SHOW.

Books:

j.d. salinger. charles bukowski. kate chopin. george orwell. daniel handler. f. scott fitzgerald. henry miller. jack kerouac. gertrude stein. allen ginsberg. noam chomsky. hubert selby jr. kurt vonnegut. ernest hemingway. henry david thoreau. emily dickinson.chuck klosterman. edgar allan poe. william golding. jaqueline susann. daniel quinn. john steinbeck. chuck palahniuk. david sedaris. harry fucking potter

Heroes:

David Cross. Bob Odenkirk. Gilda Radner.

My Blog

this is a museum of history, not a babysitting place.

why would anyone ever do anything seriously over the internet? this is all just sort of a joke, right?   just throwing it out there, you can thrown it right back if you like....
Posted by oh, Abigail on Wed, 03 May 2006 02:38:00 PST