george carlin |
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - gross and mouthy comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The parad...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:54:00 GMT |
are u a 90s kid |
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '91' OR '92' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS. You think you arent but read on YOU KNOW YOU'RE A 90s KID IF.....
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:45:00 GMT |
babies |
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the> > other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?"> >> >> >> > "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.> >> >> >> > "What d...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:29:00 GMT |
randomness |
Life is made of troughs and highs and try to stretch the highs either through friends, drugs or sex or if possible sex with friends while on drugs. I garentee it will be fun.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:13:00 GMT |
rough sex! |
A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a fuck. So tell me how many people are you gonna hug aft...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 16:04:00 GMT |
stop racism |
A black man walks into a café early one morning
And he notices he's the only black one there
As he sat down he noticed a white man sat behind him
The whit man said "coloured people aren't allowed in h...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 16:00:00 GMT |
chinese 4 begginers |
1.) That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk5.)...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:53:00 GMT |
tru luv |
a girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on the road...Girl: Slow down. Im scared.Guy: No this is fun.Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!Guy: Then tell me you love me.Girl: Fine, I love you. Slo...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:44:00 GMT |
anuva 1 of these questionaies(ther quite fun really) |
001. Name:charlotte002. Your Nickname(s): charl, charli, chaz, tiger lilly, ms lilly003. Middle Name: elizabeth004. Place of Birth: stoke on trent (north staffs hospical)005. Zodiac Sign: saggatarius
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Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 15:37:00 GMT |
sum random questionire i filled out |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:charlBirthday:5th decemberBirthplace:stokeCurrent Location:stokeEye Color:hazelHair Color:dark brownHeight:5'3Right Handed or Left Handed:rightYour Heritage:bri...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 14:14:00 GMT |
