Pam The Pole

Well, i was born in a Factory somewhere on the outskirts of Poland. I managed to escape that desperate life for a better one in London by smuggling my way here disguising myself as a pipe piece for the new Wembley Stadium.Life was very hard at first as the only work i could find was largely on building sites and working in terrible conditions as you can imagine.Then a mysterious stranger whisked me away and gave me a complete cosmetic makeover, i had my back straightened, my skin polished and they even shaved my Hinge!!!Now i have become the ultimate Girls Best friend... a Pole dancing Pole and living the celebrity lifestyle i always dreamed off when i was a pipe.This MySpace has been created now to help others find their inner Pole!!!Pam XAnd thanks to my brilliant friends Ereshkigal & Samara,I have been able to set up this wonderful MySpace profile!