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The Widow Maker

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david paul marshall --
[noun]:
An immortal
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comHey there people im Bobby Brown, they say im the cutest boy in town. My car is fast, my teeth are shiney. I tell all the girls that they can kiss my hiney. Here I am at a famous school, I'm dressing sharp and i'm acting cool. I've got a cheer leader here who wants to help with my paper, i'll let her do all the work and maybe later i'll rape her.Oh god oh god i'm the American dream. I do not think that i'm too exstream. And i'm a hansom son of a bitch, gonna get a good job and be real rich.Womens liberation, came creeping across the nation. I tell you people I was not ready when I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie. She made a little speech then. She tryed to make me say when. She left my balls in a vise but she left my dick, I guess its still hooked on coz it shoots to quick.Oh god oh god i'm the American dream, but now I smell like vasaline. Now im a misserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady I don't know which!So I went out and bought me self a lesuire suit, I jiggle my change but I guess I'm still kinda cute. I've got a job doing radio promo, and none of the jocks can even tell i'm a homo. Eventually me and frend, sorta drifted along into S&M. I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden showerOh god oh god i'm the American Dream. with a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream. I'll do anything to get ahead. I lay awake at nights saying thanks to Fred Oh god oh god i'm so fantastic. Thanks to Freddie i'm a sexual spastic. And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now. I'm going down And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now. I'm going down And my name is Bobby Brown, watch me now. I'm going down
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeHello there, I'm Dave. I love me heavy metal but i'll listen to most music. I love drinking till i pass out and yes i know what its doing to me but i dont care, Jack D's all the way. I also love smoking and i'm a Marlboro reds man when it comes to the cig's. I've signed up to the army so all me hairs gone which is a bit shit but it'll grow back. I've finished basic training in the Brithish army and am now at phase two training SEME in Bordon learning to be where i'm learning to be a vehical mechanic A, this means i'll be working on tanks!!!. For more info go to http://www.armyjobs.mod.uk/
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

First and formost, a woman who's willing to answer her front door naked to me. Also I'd like to meet any one who kicks ass. Also i won't turn away any single girls who take an interest. Well i say that but I wont do anything as i choose to be single because im a complete twat to go out with. At least I recognise this flaw in me self which is better than inflicting it on others!

Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My Blog

new years eve

i apparantly got naked at a party. I have no memory of the night and even though i've been shown pictures they have no face on them so its possable that im being lied to!
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:00:00 GMT

life

i dont normally drink cider but tonight i've had a change of heart. its not as good as whisky but it'll do
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 18:43:00 GMT

weight

today i've reached me heavyest weights on the leg bench press. I've done 145kg 30 times! Me legs hurt after though
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 15:49:00 GMT