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i_am_a_gorilla

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a mature male gorilla, commonly called a silverback. This refers to the silver-colored hair covering my back, which I acquired when I was about 10-12 years old. In the wild, when a male gorilla matures he is often driven out of his family group to find his own females and start his own groups. Such is the position that I am in.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Gorillas live in social, family groups, with an adult male leader, the silverback (in this case, me), and his harem of females and their offspring. I am currently interviewing applicants to fill a position in my harem. Though this is an entry-level position, there ARE opportunities for advancement. If you are accepted into the harem and mother a baby, your ranking within the harem will go up as opposed to the females in the harem without babies, who are generally the lowest ranking of the group.

My Blog

to all the ladies on myspace

hi ladies. i want you all to know--i am here for you. if any of you have any baby-making urges, i am a gorilla, and i can severely improve your predicament. i am fertile as hell. i am king of the ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2004 20:34:00 GMT