we're so much more hardcore than your cats.
purebred siamese.
motherfuckin' aliens.
loving, loyal, clingy, cuddly, and we always wait up for mom to get home.
we're into ink. we get drawn on from time to time.
we're into metal... do you wanna know?
we guard the house and take care of our people.
we eat flowers, tuna, olives, textbooks, and flies.
we're better listeners than your boyfriend, and can sleep longer than a hungover student after a week of finals.
our shit stinks more than anything- trust us.
we lick our asses and you, in that order.
pierre is six.
he's a nigga ex-street kitty with the gangsta walk.
fave pasttimes include: doin' the kitty dance, and hangin' out in the crazy shelf with his hallucinations.
sebastian is three and a half.
he's a wigger crooked face with a foot fetish.
fave pasttimes include: sleeping in plastic bags, and fighting his way out of evil cardboard boxes.
