Matt

The details of my life are quite inconsequential...Very well than.I don't know which i am more proud of, my prolific pornography career or my research and subsequent discovery of the cure for most infectious diseases that are found in southern peru. While i have a very impressive lis of movies and AVN awards under the name of lance midland, AKA Tripod, perhaps my favorite experiance was birthing several monkey men in Sri Lanka. It is truly wonderful to watch the coupling of a human and a monkey...Upon returning I mentored several chefs, culinary luminaries, i believe they are called in certain circles. Several of which have gone on to some fine careers, if only they would acknowledge all of my help and guidance...Tommorow i fly to England to discover the secrets of their crop circles, and interstellar space travel...I suppose the beat goes on