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Füll Metal Jesus

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About Me

I'm Full Metal Jesus ( My Mom Calls Me Brad ). Who Are You? Well, Hello ( Insert Name Here ), I'm Glad To Meet You. Let Me Tell You About Myself. I Love Rock-N-Roll, 60's And 70's Muscle Cars, Guitar Shops, Old Record Stores, Making Fun Of My Friends And Total Strangers, Hard Liquor, Irish Beer, Britcoms ( British Sitcoms ), And A Lot Of Other Strange Things. I Talk To About 90% Of The People On My Page, So If You Add Me, I'll Talk To You. I Really Dislike People Who Add Friends For Status Points, And Would Like To Behead Most Of The Fuck-Tards Who Do That. I Would Love For You To Look Around At My Page. Read The Blogs, Look At My Pics, Listen To The Music That I Change At Least Twice A Week, And Enjoy Your Visit. If You Take A Duke In The Upstairs Bathroom, Jiggle The Handle A Little Bit. It's Not That I Don't Trust You, It's The Fact That The Toilet Is Broke. Also, One Other Thing, PLEASE Don't Put Those " You Got Hit By A Sexy Truck " Comments On My Page. I Wouldn't Do It To You. Those Things Are God Damed Annoying. Pics Are A No Go ( A Certain Person Put A 600 Pound Naked Woman Eating Cake On My Page. Revenge Is Hell My Friend , Revenge Is Hell !!! ) Anyhoo, If You Want, Look To Your Left Under My Pic. There's A Box With A Link That Says " Add To Friends " I'd Love To Hear From You And Maybe Make Fun Of You !!!!!!!!! PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

My Interests

Everything Interests Me Except Your Religion.

I'd like to meet:

You, And Your Sister, If You Have One. People I DON'T Want To Meet Are Those Fucking E-Whores Who Want To Be My Friend. No, I Don't Want To Look At Your Damned Titty Pics. And Shitty Bands Can Fuck Off As Well. Oh Yeah, I Don't Want A Goddamned iPod, iPhone, iBook, Or A iHandjob. Go Fuck Yourself All Of You Spammers, Phishers ( And Phish The Band Too. Goddamned Hippies ), And To All Jesus Freaks: No, I'm Not Changing My Name. PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profileView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Well, Let's Start With: Butch Walker, David Bowie, The Police, Audioslave, The Who, Led Zeppelin. The Beatles, Rush, Hot Hot Heat, Our Lady Peace, Will Hoge, The Reverend Horton Heat, REM ( Monster Album Only ) Unknown Hinson, Faith No More, Marvelous 3, Hank Williams III, Matthew Sweet, The Donnas, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Placebo, The Shins, UNCROWNED, Dashboard Confessional, Alkaline Trio, Lit, Oasis, Primus, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Fantomas, Weezer, Wolfmother, Shooter Jennings, Peeping Tom, Atreyu, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, The Format, ENEMY, Shellac, Husker Du, Sugar, Bob Mould, The Cure, Motley Crue, Jimmy Eat World, Queens Of The Stone Age, Jump Little Children, Snow Patrol, King's X, Ty Tabor, Doug Pinnick, Jerry Gaskill, As Fast As, CARTEL,Regina Spektor, Mastodon,TV On The Radio, The Forcast, Better Than Ezra, Rilo Kiley, Dream Theatre And Too Many To List Here !!!

Movies:

Shawn Of The Dead, Any View Askew Movie, Anchorman, Team America (Fuck Yeah!), Grosse Pointe Blank, The Way Of The Gun, Hellboy, And Any Movie With Boobs.

Television:

The Venture Brothers, Sealab 2021, Boondocks, House, Squidbillies, Family Guy, Futurama, Overhaulin' , Mail Call, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, That 70's Show, The Sopranos, CSI Vegas, I Love The 70's,80's,90's, Strangers With Candy, Nip Tuck, An...

Books:

I CAN'T READ!!!!!! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! ( Runs Away Crying )

Heroes:

Dave Dills ( My Dad, RIP ),R. Lee Ermey, Jimmy Page, D. Sanchez, Dimebag Darrell (RIP), The Boston Red Sox, Mitch Hedburg ( RIP ) , The Marines, The Army, The Air Force, And The Police.

My Blog

Drive Time

I Don’t Know About You, But When I Drive, I’m In My Happy Place. That’s When I Can Think About The Things That I Like To Think About.Things Like :1. Why Do People Insist On Wearing T...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:45:00 PST

So... Whats Up ??

Well Kids, It's Been A While Since I Posted A " Real " Blog. So Here It Is. A LOT Has Happened In The Last Month Or So. We'll Start With The New House. We ( Kim And I ), Had Been Looking For House On ...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:53:00 PST

Strategery

1. A random guy yells to you "aybaybay." You....?    Say " Thanks, But I Like Poon Tang "2. What was the last thing you put in your ...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:48:00 PST

I Found The Taco Meat, But The Diaper Is A Whole Different Story

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?    God Has Sense Of Humor !!!!!!!!!!!!!2. How much cash do you have on you?    ...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:54:00 PST

Hidden Taco Meat And The Dirty Diaper Kid

1. When you want to have "you" time, what do you do?     Fill Out Surveys2. Are you comfortable with answering personal questio...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:36:00 PST

Relationshits

1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?     Nah, She Could Kiss My Ass Though !!!!!2.How many b/f g/f have told you they love you?  4 or So 3. Have you ever though...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST

My Stupid Head Pt. 1

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you say/do?   I'd Say " That's Ludicious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " Then Shit Myself.2. Do y...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST

Tripping On A Hole In A Paper Heart Pt.3

1. Do you wear a name tag at work?    Yeah, Mine Says " Bad Motherfucker " 2. What kind of car do you drive?    Men Don't Drive Cars3. What do you order when you go to Ta...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:38:00 PST

Curds & Whey

1. The phone rings, who do you want it to be?     The Dark Lord Kramdar2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return you...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:51:00 PST

Hey Fuck-Nut !!!!!!

1) Are you an Aunt/Uncle?     I'm A Monkey's Unkel2) Can you do a cartwheel.    If I'm Drunk Enough, I'll Do Anything3) What was the last movie you saw in theaters?&...
Posted by Füll Metal Jesus on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST