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About Me

Remember when we longed to spend time with each other in person? It's funny to think that the whole time all we needed was MySpace. Our entire lives were leading up to this. Very soon, my friends, we won't even have legs, arms, feet, appendages, orifices, or skin. That's right, we'll all just be furry little eyes with long, protruding, dexterous fingers. There will be no reason to make love, or to make war (well, there will still be e-mail wars) and every social decision will be made with an internet poll. And as for those scoffers, let me assure you, this is our future. I've seen it. I just drank a full bottle of Robitussen.

My Interests

Burnside!

I'd like to meet:

What are you, a lawyer?

Music:

I don't listen to music.

My Blog

attn: central floridians

On Monday I learned that I've been accepted to the University of Central Florida's Masters in History program beginning in the fall 2008 semester. I will most likely be moving to Orlando in early Aug...
Posted by P E T E R on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:35:00 PST

for clarification purposes only

Many of you may have recently received a message or bulletin similar to this with the following "facts" listed and attributed to the L.A. Times:______________________________________________________ __...
Posted by P E T E R on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:05:00 PST

two new against me! videos

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Posted by P E T E R on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 12:19:00 PST

and, by the way,...

1. Please quit telling me what day it is. It's 4/20? O hreaaa llllyyyyyyy?2. As if people who smoke weed need an excuse to smoke weed.3. Are you jokers high?
Posted by P E T E R on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

bitch bastardized?

This week's admonishment, chosen completely at random, is the various bastardized forms of the word "bitch." These include, but are most likely not limited to, BIZZITCH, BIZZATCH, BIZNATCH, BIZNITCH,...
Posted by P E T E R on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

the george washington situation comedy

Casting is underway for the as-yet untitled television project about the presidency of George Washington, his administration, and the various characters who surrounded him. I am now unofficially anno...
Posted by P E T E R on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:24:00 PST

ringTONE?

Here's a simple question that I want everyone to ponder:Which one of these two definitions best describes the sound that comes out of your phone when somebody calls you?Tone: a single frequency with ...
Posted by P E T E R on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:59:00 PST

my Pet peeve's

Yes, Random Picture Generator, you win this round!But no, today's subject is not plumber's crack or whatever that's supposed to be a picture of. Today's subject is my pet peeves. And in case you did...
Posted by P E T E R on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:42:00 PST

the other peter mattson

Consider this an exercise in pure narcissism if you will...but recently, out of some combination of curiosity and boredom, I conducted a search for myself on MySpace. Here is what I learned:1. There...
Posted by P E T E R on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 12:47:00 PST

what to do

Before a recent speaking engagement in some fly-over state, President Bush calms the hick reporters who had never been this close to a big ol' bona fide fancy contraption before! Sooiee! I tell you ...
Posted by P E T E R on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:13:00 PST