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Corey the Intern

And then I says, Tell me I'm wrong! And she says, I can't baby, cause you're not!

About Me

"A man does what he must - in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures - and that is the basis of all human morality. " ---John F. Kennedy---
"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." ---Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.---
"Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts." ---Albert Einstein---
"Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." ---Mark Twain---
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." ---Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.---
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. ---Oscar Wilde---
"The road to etic knowledge of mental life is full of pitfalls and impasses. Extreme caution is called for in making infrerences about what is going on inside people's heads." ---Marvin Harris---
"All I know is I'm not a Marxist." ---Karl Marx---
"Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces, and always prevent us from carrying them out." ---Oscar Wilde---
"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." ---Nietzsche---
"A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world." ---Oscar Wilde---
"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness." ---Dalai Lama---
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." ---Oscar Wilde---

My Interests

Music, Museums, International Travel, Mudding, Strongbad, Football, Beirut, Beer, Crazy Stuff, Get Fuzzy, Biting People, IMing Summer with the word BUHLETED, IMing Kara with the words YAY LADY, talking smack, complaining that my friends don't hook me up enough

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, Angelina Jolie, Peyton Manning, Maynard, Stephen Hawking, Bill Clinton, Marvin Harris, Eddie Izzard, Professor Dumbledore, Bucky Katt, people that can act like a kid when the time comes, anyone who thinks they are as cool as me, did I mention Angelina Jolie already? Hmmm, who else? So yeah.

Music:

Tool, Blue October, A Perfect Circle, Live, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Cure, Veruca Salt, Jimmy Eat World, Incubus, Lennon, System of a Down, The Killers, Sneaker Pimps, Kill Hannah, Tori Amos, Foo Fighters, My Chemical Romance, Bad Religion, Sister Hazel, Velvet Revolver, Stabbing Westward, Breaking Benjamin, Me First and the Gimme Gimmies, Yellowcard

Movies:

Gladiator, Closer, Interview with a Vampire, Fight Club, Shaun of the Dead, Cold Mountain, Harold and Kummar Go to White Castle, Neverending Story, Pulp Fiction, Shakespeare in Love, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Seven, Stargate, V for Vendetta, Comedy, Action

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Discovery Channel, Cartoon Network, ESPN, Comedy Central, COPS, The L Word, The Tick

Books:

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Ann Rice, Marvin Harris, Anthropology, Archaeology, David Sedaris, James Patterson

My Blog

Someone save my Xbox360!

So my 360 started locking up the other night and now this morning, when I start the system up it sometimes locks up mid boot..sometimes it gets the game loaded and then locks up while trying to load t...
Posted by Corey the Intern on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST

So I bought a new car (Updated)

So I bought a Saturn Sky Redline on Saturday. Since its been raining the last few days, its rather dirty....
Posted by Corey the Intern on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:03:00 PST

Rules of the Geneva Convention

Rules of the Geneva Convention: aka Rules for Roommates or Rules for House PartiesRule Number 1 - No Turtle TapsRule Number 2 - Stop touching me! I'm not touching you! Stop touching me!Rule Number 3 -...
Posted by Corey the Intern on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:48:00 PST

The Current Playlist (No Laughing)

--> --> WINAMP playlist 6775 tracks in playlist, average track length: 3:52Estimated playlist length: 438 hours 9 minutes 39 seconds (6724 tracks of unknown length)Right-click here to save...
Posted by Corey the Intern on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST

Lets Do This!

Halo party, Saturday night, Ryan's house. Bring your xbox stuff and we'll see how bad I really am at this game. Oh, and bring me a surprise, its my bday!
Posted by Corey the Intern on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:35:00 PST

Off to Dallas

Alright, I'm off to Dallas for my cousins wedding. Gonna be there till Sunday, so you guys will just have to deal with me be going. Yes, I know, you might not make it...but I believe in you. So, I'll ...
Posted by Corey the Intern on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

I play those games

You know those games at the top of the screen, the one that says "Shoot Justin Timberlake in the face and win a PS3!"? Yeah I play those games...after turning my popup blocker on. Its like when my min...
Posted by Corey the Intern on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:20:00 PST

Update on an old post

I posted this on November 18th, 2005. I think if you scroll down far enough you'll see it. Anyways, I wanted to update on this. Its been almost a year now and this is still one of my favorite sites. I...
Posted by Corey the Intern on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST

Lennon video from a while back

Get this video and more at MySpace.com...
Posted by Corey the Intern on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

Band Friend Requests

Officially over. Tired of em.The end.
Posted by Corey the Intern on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 12:43:00 PST