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my name is jeremy kerplack elwakaneeki bootstrap blue the dread pirate jubilee brown. a long name yes i know...but its worth the breath t takes to say it. i like larpinf playing my guitar, music, and hair dye...i am the owner of the tattoo shop the point of no return...its cool i guess...i play D&D and stuff like the, kingdom hearts...weed...cant blame me for smokeing..its a small town and its the only thing to do other then what i do...so if you dont like ot we dont have to talk about it...ive recently graduated and am entering the world on wobbly legs...i love to write...poetry storys, a song here and their none vary good but hey give me props for trying...uhm my version of heaven is called musica, where all the great musicians go when they die...their is no hell...no devil i prey to versiz the god of music...(in my opinoin) uhm i like soda and food, with out it i would starve...what do you expect me to write...im a cancer...which means my mood swings like a boxer fighting for his life, but am also a hopless romantic...i love the moon and thunderstorms...and other stuff...like the arkansa river which is a block from my house...i swim in it...climbing trees that pretty fun...going fast...breathing...puppys and choclet unicorns and likerish sunsets..and pirates...and swords and sword fighting...i stand 6'3 going to the gym, in hops of meing not so skinny and more attractive to the ladys, lol...uhm stop stareing at me...thank you...i live in the mountains so i like to go hikeing...and stuff...my dog is fuzzy...i sound retarded in this...but thats okay cause im not...buckethead rocks and so dos gwar...but probly not togeather at the same time..well...maybe but who knows...i dont my eyes are blue and i wear glasses because they dont work that well...please dont make fun of them cause they will kill you...it has happend befor...i am curently single...im sure you can guess why, im weird...kinda goth but iv morphed it into my own person so i consider myself unique...just like every body else...that was a joke, if you dident understand read it again and you might...i like comedy...like mitch headburg the way i am typeing reminds me of him...i like gummy worms...a dn other gummy candys... but i dont like choaclet...cause i cant spell it...i used to have a two foot mohawk...it was blue then red with black...now i have a dread hawk...it is pretty cool but itchy at times, been kinda depressed lately do to cold winter days and nights...almost said knights...with frost brand swords sinse they are knights of winter and they are cold heartd basterds...i hate the cold...especially when the wind is with it...uhm...sex is pretty cool...i dont get much often...but uHm the times i have tried it i have found it pleaseing, and look forward to any chance i have at it...goth girls are cute...so are short girls...or the female in general...not many of them like me but when they do i hae found it pleaseing and looke forwerd to the next chance i get...i have many people i call family...and we put the fun back in disfunctional...i belive in magic... i dont know any but it would be cool if i did...ninjas know magic and i think im a ninja so thats pretty close...movies kick some ass...but not as much as they used to...i dont get along with kids in my town...they all act the same and spit on me...so i pee in a cup and throw it on them when their not looking...sometimes while their looking...live action role play is the shiznit...thow i have never went to amptgaurd or what ever...i think im to crafty a fighter for most of them...i fight to win and inflict minor pain with my foam swords...uhm...zombies...i cant wait for zombies to over run my town...itll be fun...get ridz of all that bottled up rage...hopefully i wont be eatin'...but if i am im walking into a pre-school...and turnig every little kid ther...guitar heros a pretty fun game...i dont play it often anymore but it was fun...fire works and glow sticks...camp fires and skinny dipping...double dipping...hotwings...someother stuff i cant think of right now...beating puppy with kittens...whip itz...uhm...you, i like you, youv read this far into my rammbeling...your cool we should hang out some time...in a tree by our legs...and stuff...keeping calm as i type this...or else youd think im crazy...which theirs nothing wrong with...handcuffs are sexy...im kinda sexy...would you fuck me?::putts on chap stick and plays good bye hoarses:: id fuck me, id fuck me hard::dos the tuck dance into a church:: oh...this isent where i parked my car...i dont even have a car...::untucks and walks around a bit...::psh uhm i think thats about it im kinda intresting...kind more not then so...but if you wanna talk to me ask for my contact info and we'll see what we can do....yeah::leaves::