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Jacob

I think my nose is broken.

About Me

I am pretty cool i think. I have a few interests which i will list in no particular order:sleeping, playing with toys, chewing on underwear, eating, peeing on as many things as possible, running in circles, licking people i like, growling at people i dont like...oh wait these arent my interests they are my dog Tommy's. Oh well, he's cooler than me anyway. Pimp-My-Profile

I made my myspace layout using Pimp-My-Profile.com

My Interests

Eating enchiladas.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who loves to bake cookies for people they just met.

Music:

Bow Wow Wow, Ace of Base, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Outkast, Gabert, and Hanson.

Movies:

Borat, Midnight Express, and other similar movies.

Television:

All court shows, football, The Office, and Sabado Gigante.

Books:

I will learn how to read one of these days!!!

Heroes:

Jesus and Han Solo and the Hamburgler and Jack Sparrow and Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.

My Blog

John and Sammie Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith

The tagline says: myspace.com a place for friends. BULLSHIT!!!! Myspace has turned all my friends into enemies.  Every last one of them.  I entered this online world to connect with new and ...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:35:00 PST

John and Sammie pt. 2

These people really know how to drink.  That's what you would have said if you saw me last night.  I would have said "dude, I'm only one person...you're weird".  Then I would have laun...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

i am not killing my top 8

So john works for me.  sammie is his gf.  me and sammie had these bracelets.  mine said "be  frie" and hers said "st nds".  we were like two peas in a pod, but then i got big...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:17:00 PST

LUCKY . 29 CONTEST

Hooray!!!  The Lucky 29 contest finally has a winner.  Congratulations to Naomi from Utah for  sending in the best entry.  Naomi can claim her prize by sending me her address (priv...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:49:00 PST

ENTER CONTEST AND YOU COULD WIN FREE PIZZA

Would you like to be my 29th MySpace friend?  Apply now and you could win a FREE PIZZA FROM PAPA JOHN'S!!! Send me a message telling me why I should pick you as my 29th friend.  I will selec...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:14:00 PST

15 year old girls

Dear MySpace, Please stop! I know it seemed cool at first, but it's gotten out of control-way out of control. I'm only saying this because we're friends. Because of you there is an entire generation o...
Posted by Jacob on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 09:40:00 PST