Pompous Funnyboy

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.I'm not a baby, I'm a MAN, I am an ANCHORMAN! I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. . . I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show...I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.