David Daniel Davis:The Rude Intellectual

About Me

I have often been called the King Of Racial Slurs, you may ask, "How did you earn this title?", well, you can blame my friend Keith Tims, he is the one that named me the King Of Racial Slurs, so unless you want to hear something despicably ignorant about your ethnic background, leave the King Of Racial Slurs alone, so if you see me on the street somewhere, like the Angel Of Death in the Bible, just close the door and let me pass and save yourself from becoming mentally distraught, for those of you on this particular website who do not already know who I am, I am the type of person that will do whatever I want, whenever I want, however I want, whyever I want, whereever I want to whoever I want, randomly and for no apparent reason, I watch a lot of television, that is what 94% of my waking time is spent doing, when I walk away from the "Devil's Box", I like to read about black history, death, walk the streets, (not in a harlot way), just to expose myself, (not in a Paul Ruebens in a pornographic theater sort of way) to the atmosphere, so essentially, just avoid me however you can, cross the street, hide under a car, jump into the dumpster, climb the telephone pole and wait for me to pass by...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Martin Luther King III, Howard Stern, Dame Grease, I have met him several times, he is a very humble person despite having done so much for hardcore, underground hip hop. Seth Macfarlane, Hangmen 3, Tweet, Blue Sky Black Death, Kristanna Loken, Sofia Vergara, Roselyn Sanchez, P. Killer Trackz, Erykah Badu, Mariah Carey, Jill Scott, Chaka Khan, I went to a concert she did recently, she has a very fiery and strong stage presence, although I did not get to meet her eyeball to eyeball, damn security would not let me, if you ever read this, I just want you to know, thank you for your classic catalogue, you have three decades of hits that will live forever, even if I never get to mate with you, I just know that you have had a profound effect on my life, you are every woman, you said it yourself; the guy that invented popups so I can kick his ass, they ruin my internet experience, like that time on Aqua Teen Hunger Force when Master Shake had popups all over the damn house, as soon as I click one off, two more appear it's like "AHHHHH!", faggot never should have done that, Sascha Knopf, very hot and sexy lady, Sofia Vergara, another very hot and sexy lady, Jane Fonda, so I can ask her why she turned on the United States in the Vietnam War, that Hanoi bitch, any President that is still living, I guarantee you that one day I will sit down to a conversation with a President of this country, the people that worked on Silent Hill for Playstation, my favorite video game ever, it still scares the dog doodoo out of me everytime that I play it, there are alot of people I would like to have met, but they have already been killed off by the United States government.

My Blog

Farcical Hypothetical X:What if you were walking and you noticed you shoelaces became untied so

....you decide to quadruple knot them so that they will not loosen up again, then you proceed on your path when you decide to take the shortcut through the train yard and while walking across the trac...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 22:09:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical IX:What if you were deep sea fishing in the ocean when all of a sudden...

you hooked a large swordfish and were it was fighting ferociously for it's life as you dragged it nearer to your boat; then when it is close enough you try to drag it on board and in one last des...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical VIII:What if you were about to screw some hot broad from your class in...

...her bedroom after school and just when she mounts you and is about to lower herself down onto you and you can feel the heat from her puss emanating as it is just a centimeter away from your swollen...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:13:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical VII:What if after watching television late one night you decide to go to

....bed so you take you feet off of the footstool and get up to turn off the television but since you are half asleep; you forget to step around it and trip over it sending you crashing headfirst thro...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 16:04:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical VI:What if you were on your farm one day milking your cow mechanic style

....when all of a sudden you notice her raise her tail then you realize what is about to happen but it is too late and a torrential downpour of cow sh-- rains down on your face and your chest; giving ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 04:28:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical V:What if you were working on your roof, when all of a sudden....

....you slipped and fell and got impaled on your fence and you are slowly bleeding to death and if that wasn't bad enough; it is in the middle of winter and the profuse blood loss is causing you to be...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:07:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical IV:What if you were a cat who has just been declawed....

....but you did not know that because the veteranarian gave you drugs to make you go to sleep during the process and when you wake up, you do not realize what has been done to you; then when you retur...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:11:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical III:What if you were at your friends house....

....and he is holding a gun and then he asks you to hold it for him and say okay; then after you hold it for him, he asks you to give it back, then he puts it in his jacket and asks you to come take a...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 22:13:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical II:What if you were in the kitchen making something to eat one morning...

....and you put a raw egg in the microwave to cook, except you never learned you are not supposed to do that, after it is cooked you open the microwave door when suddenly the egg explodes; sending egg...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:22:00 GMT

Farcical Hypothetical:What would you do if you were fu--ing your man when all of a sudden?....

....the A.T.F. crashes through your bedroom door and through your windows; S.W.A.T. team members fatigued up with machine guns and grenade launchers, dressed in full riot gear parachute out of helicop...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 21:18:00 GMT