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Abbatron

I am here for Friends

About Me

Someday I will be old and my teeth will rot and I'll live in an old house with 15 cats. I will tell you their names right now: FooFoo, Toby, Skippy, Ms. Kitty, Princess, Corky, Tucker, Gigli, Mop, Seven, Haiku, Lamp, Ruffles, Kinder Bueno, Cow. The kids on my street will think I'm crazy because I will steal the footballs they throw in my yard. I will give those footballs to the salvation army for children who deserve them and who will respect an old woman's yard. But until all this happens, I'm 21 and I love being young and having all of my teeth.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Shiny Happy People...holding hands...

My Blog

funny thing about autumn...

- the corn maze/pumpkin patch on the side of the highway on the way back from St. Louis. neither of us had been to a corn maze before, so i made us stop. turns out it wasn't so much of a maze as it wa...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:04:00 GMT

the new "O"

so yesterday it dawned on me- Obama has a logo.of course, duh, etc. anywhere you go (at least 'round these parts) you see signs in yards that say "HOPE", with the "O" as the Obama logo. in fact, i see...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:29:00 GMT

Three Words

My boss and I came in at 7am to open the store. This meant her doing the books and me dragging all the lawn ornaments (pink flamingos, canadian geese, blue herons, spinners) and flags and gazing balls...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 09:59:00 GMT

art and war- more reasons to hate Nazis...

thoughts on The Rape of Europa (the movie)- since 5th grade i've had a mild obsession with anything and everything World War II related, especially old footage and photos. it started when i first lear...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 01:12:00 GMT

Mr. Butlertron: "Are you thinking what I am programmed to be thinking?"

i want to move to Kansas City or Austin right now. somewhere a little warmer. there’s still random piles of snow that still haven’t melted yet, even though it’s been getting up into ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:15:00 GMT

looking back... looking forward?

So every now and then I'll look through my high school yearbooks. I recently rediscovered this and felt like sharing...Abby, I'm so glad I got over my complete idiocy of initially thinking I didn't li...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 11:59:00 GMT

sounds of winter

I'd be happy to never hear these sounds again:My feet sloshing through slush and snow Splashing into giant puddles that I try so hard to avoid (but somehow manage to leap into) resulting in my ice-co...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:23:00 GMT

great deals on Charles Manson items!

that's what caught my eye in the "sponsored links" section of my homepage. hilarity! what items could they possibly be offering? tshirts probably...books... or even Manson-made scarves, with bat shit ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:31:00 GMT

it’s the most wonderful time of the year...

you know that time of the year when it snows like an ice age?when Iowa drivers refuse to SLOW THE FUCK DOWN in inclimate weather, like heavy fog or snow or sleet or the apocolypse?when all you need is...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 12:31:00 GMT

self diagnosed ocd (obsessive craft distractions)

i'm in quite the crafty mood as of late. even picked up a Martha Stewart Living magazine...christmas really brings out the bored housewife in me. i feel the need to make garlands, cards, cookies and b...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 14:05:00 GMT