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Howdy, all-- BUT...before I go on...IF I MESSAGE YOU PLEASE RESPOND!!! It's common courtesy.
What can I say?...Chicks dig me. I love nude walks down the highway at night while muttering incoherently, collecting asprin bottle cotton to pad my bra for drag night, drinking huge quantities of malt liquor (OE800--Its the power!) and losing consciousness for long periods of time. I also enjoy the screams of my food before I eat it....(folks say I'm just hearing things, BUT I KNOW BETTER!) Hehe...those psychiatrists are all tricksters. Goofy fellahs..ha. And btw, if you blew me off because you didn't read on----phooey to you. I'm a decent guy if given a chance to show it.
Here's the real me:
I'm 29, M, near Junction City, KS...and am currently a substitute teacher in the usd 475 area and at a Catholic school. I am a 4th Degree Knight of Columbus. I'm half German, quarter Irish, quarter Czech...methinks I have a few beers watering my family tree (lol). I have 2 sisters and one brother (all older) and my folks have been married 47 years. I'm a dog lover, but I don't have any at the moment. I enjoy civilized conversation, and am not looking to "score," so no worries (my folks raised me right--I'm still a virgin, and am gonna stay that way till I marry my gal Jenn). God bless, and I hope this silly thing works and I can meet a decent gal that doesn't want to deal with the game-players out there. I live at home (for now), my hair is starting to thin, a gut at times, I've got an OCD, and I may get the occasional cold sore (not recently tho--might just be allergic to cuttlefish...lol), I don't take crap, and I have an odd sense of humor (as you can tell)...if you don't like that, darn. I'm putting my main flaws out there because I want to be honest with the folks I talk to. I'm partial to gals who aren't afraid of getting dirty, but I'd be willing to make exceptions......If these expectations seem unreasonable or harsh, I'm sorry...such is life. Anything else you wanna know? Ask away.
