If man is 5... |
Pixies' "Doolittle" Coming to "Rock Band" This Month
The Pixies' "Wave of Mutilation" is already included on Rock Band, but as of June 24th (for Xbox) and June 26th (for PlayStation), users will be a...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 03:00:00 GMT |
Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta |
I just bought a razor with FIVE (5) blades! Take that, 5 o'clock crotch shadow! Boy! Who's uncomfortable? Me too. Here's a video of a panda sneezing to help us recover:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:09:00 GMT |
Obama, I choose you! |
This made me laugh so hard I forgot I was totally miserable for almost three seconds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl7WvY7iozU
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:38:00 GMT |
Updates |
1. For my 22nd birthday, my mother gave me a Swiss Army watch, my brother gave me a copy of "Dr. Strangelove," and God gave me more pimples in one week than I've gotten in the past five years, lactose...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:05:00 GMT |
Juno |
I have to say it: I did not dig.
I did not dig the hamburger phone. I did not dig "honest to blog." I really, really did not dig the euphemism "pork swords."
Did this movie seriously get the Oscar fo...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 03:11:00 GMT |
Dirty Jobs |
So I graduated college. But the really important thing is here I am with Mike Rowe from Discovery Channel's hottest tv series, "Dirty Jobs:"
And here I am posing as the meat in a king crab ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:28:00 GMT |
Cock Blocking |
I don't think people still read this, but here's a pithy example of why I'm still single regardless:
I'm at "Coco Bongo's" in Georgetown with a couple of thirty-something co-workers for Thursday Is Th...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 13:56:00 GMT |
Impotent Question II |
Is it possible to give a platonic blow job?
Also:
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:12:00 GMT |
Impotent question: |
Are you still allowed to own a rape whistle if your new dyke haircut makes you look like a knock-off Latina version of Liza Minelli?"Hey now, don't get too excited, Liza, I just wanted to steal your w...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 12:44:00 GMT |
OH MY FUCKING GOD |
CLICK IMMEDIATELY
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:36:00 GMT |
