Advice:"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"
"The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in."Pickup Lines:"im about to try the new lotion you recommended, if i should accidentally put too much on my hands, perhaps i could rub it onto you"
"if I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?"
"We both know you won't get halfway to Vergon 6 before THE CRAVING sets in. Then, you'll come crawling back for some sweet, sweet candy. .....BAM."
"Brannigan's law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast"
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Snuffullufugus, Leila, Meatwad, Loki, Archimedes, Lothar of the Hill People, Funky Cold Medina, Anna Nicole S... Oops